I was all excited for Jon Lovitz. I was hoping his engagement to Megan Fox would work out. Sorry to see it was a lie.

Really not liking the amazon green ball pricing - its not as easy for me to read as the regular text prices. Any way to get that to not be green balls?

Really not liking the amazon green ball pricing - its not as easy for me to read as the regular text prices. Any way…

I thought Lambos only worked if you half submerge them in a pond.

Even in G and PG movies, young children who yell and scream, who mom or dad can’t keep quiet, should be asked to leave the theater, and the reason sited should be poor parenting.

For the spanking or for the license plate?

*hugs* back

Starred, in part, due to your name. Which is awesome.

I see your point as well. As a Christian without a regular church that I attend for the very reason you site, I apologize on behalf of my asshat brothers and sisters in Christ that go around judging others in public rather than just judging their own actions in quiet, non-social media channels.

*not really Christianity. It’s their use of their religious beliefs that are tied to their idea of what Christianity is rather than what is actually in the bible. Without realizing it, they are using their beliefs to give them someone to point at and say “I’m better than you.”

As a man who is attractive to women, I find Olivia Munn to be very attractive and hilarious. No one needs to be commenting on her appearance except to reassure her of her hotness.

Thing is, you’re going to feel really funny if he replies and says he has a basement full of female skin. Then probably disturbed. Then you’ll probably consider moving and changing your name.

Whoever put the Apple Lisa and the Commodore Pet in these photos has my hat tipped to them. Huzzah!

Has Ashley noticed the watch face on that Moto 360 Huawei pic yet?

Has Ashley noticed the watch face on that Moto 360 Huawei pic yet?

If they still made more than 3 cars (and iMev?), I might consider it. At this point it looks like Mitsubishi won’t be in the car business much longer. I question the wisdom of buying a car from a manufacturer that won’t be around to honor it’s powertrain warranty before the warranty period expires.

I wonder how many times he’s suggested to his wife that she change her name to “Kimye West”

Well, Canada is on our continent, and since presumably they have french cars, it’s probably that they’re just selling it there. That means that if we go buy one and bring it here, the crush-nazis will come take it and crush it, because they are lame.

I’d just like to see them fix the Store so that it runs like an app on a modern phone or console instead of a web browser over a modem in 1996.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! hah.

Was it the Battlefront review? Because that review had so much of that it was hard to read.

Someone subscribed me to several women’s magazines under the names Chesty LaRue and I. Waverly (the latter being a Futurerama reference). I’m a 38 year old single, overweight, balding adult male who.. wait.