I thought the first law of Thermodynamics is that you do not talk about Thermodynamics.

You said “Harold Ballard”...

I am more intrigued by the members of Hanson attending a Pirates game.

Way back, with Doug Weight and Curtis Joseph. That wasn’t a fun team to see on the schedule- they made life hell on my Avalanche back then. For all the Avs/Wings rivalry stuff (and deserved in its marquee attention), the Oilers were the team I always hated seeing them face.

Yeah, the mark of a hardcore (American) hockey fan is that you can sing “O Canada” in English and French

Two Conference Rivals, both alike in humility
(In front of fake Philadelphia library, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,
A draft announcer bludgeoned by boos umpteen.

Still better than a Devils playoff game.

I’m a deadspin physiatrist and I will diagnose a tibial plateau fracture

He certainly broke or tore something.

I’m a twitter surgeon.. and I don’t even use twitter. I’m that good.

Sweet

Don’t forget Petr Klima.

Here’s approximately half of our pets:

Here is my black cat, Mezzanotte. She rules.

Tokyo.

McDavid vs. Burns is gonna be a good series

And Draisaitl’s points cost Jack Eichel $2 million

Eat dicks

Go Oil!

Don’t be that idiot.

Fucking allergies always act up at the weirdest times.