This is the website that ran an article the day before the election about how all the main writers were too woke and hip to vote for Hillary. I suggest that nothing is mortifying for Deadspin.

I don’t disagree. It tastes like Coors Light with a soupçon of laundry detergent.

Today I learned Lethbridge is in Saskatchewan.

Get that Kokanee shit out of here. They need to be drinking “Pilsner” (TM).

Who’s hockey’s boringest player? My nominee is Ken Daneyko: top-pair D on the dead puck era’s most dead puck team; of his 17 full seasons with the Devils, he got zero goals in 4 and under 10 points in 9.

By comparison, NFL officiating and rule-making is a huge clusterfuck. Also, the NHL is the only major league that produces these explanation videos for supplemental discipline. So while we can argue consistency and clarity, at least we have a basis for argument.

Huh, today I learned. Anyway, the goal wouldn’t have counted because it was not directed in with a stick.

Fun fact I learned: if you play major junior in Canada, the NCAA consideres it “professional” (because you get a paltry stipend) and you are ineligible. So if you want to get a hockey scholarship in the USA, you need to play 2nd tier junior hockey (Junior A) which is considered “amateur”.

This exact scenario happened in the NHL (as an own goal):

That’s the wrong reasoning. The whistle is the whistle. The ref can’t whistle the play dead in his mind.

One can like it or not (I don’t), but he is doing the job he was hired to do. So I don’t know how this ends.

I’m just saying, I would totally eat baby seal meat.

God. There’s nothing good about this story. I just remember poor Espen Knutsen, who was never the same after that tragic incident in Columbus.

Came here to say exactly this.

“there was too much blood in it”

Our Lord picked the 49ers to make it interesting. Not the Browns though, not even He can do that.

Helluva time for a staph meeting

I’ve been to Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions.

Certainly, in cities that have adopted the model you propose, I have never heard any negative experiences with these vehicles whatsoever.

You’ve basically described Turkish oil wrestling.