Right. “Lethbridge”. I’m onto you.

I was honestly surprised this wasn’t Alex Pareene

Sounds like these guys read too much Splinter.

You are, however, allowed to play U Sport hockey in Canada if you played in the CHL.

Of course, U Sport does not have full-ticket athletic scholarships, so you’ll have to pay some of your own schooling (the CHL has a modest fund for scholarships as well).

I said it before, I’ll say it again: the DoPS explainer videos should be emulated by every major pro sport.

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

So I guess everyone who made fun of me for this can go suck it.

Way Way better than mine which just says DJOOS CONTROL ALL THE BANKS AND THE MEDIA

Alright, sure. Big guy, tall and uh broad... not fast. He was so good (compared to us scrubs anyways) that his position was Middle. Just always in the middle. The game just always moved around him, and he looked like he played in slow motion. It was so easy to play with him, get him the puck, move to an open area…

Played with and against Tim in rec leagues wayyyy back in the day. Amazing dude, and he had the best hands. Super heavy shot from what looked to be a slow swing. He just always pured it. Anyways, I don’t know why I am giving a scouting report, just trying to delay crying...

This is the best of the hockey community right here, folks.

Would’ve been better if it was just a montage of me giving the finger to every Canadian hockey analyst who shit on Ovechkin and the Caps for terrible reasons for the past decade.

I’m in tears man. I went to my first NHL game in 1994 when I was six, and I loved it. The Capitals played the Penguins and beat them! I became a Caps fan ever since. I was 8 years old then, I had season tickets to the Caps from the 08-09 to the 12-13 (the lockout screwed us so we decided not to renew again). I have so…

My grandpa has had season tickets to the Caps since their inaugural season. 44 years of disappointment and he’s stuck with his Caps. He turned 80 last month and made it to game 4 despite his poor health. My first call after I got out of China Town tonight was to him. This cup is for you grandpa.

Hey, how about those Vegas fans? Good folk. Hockey’s so beautiful.

I get this line from college buddies of mine: “dude, how do handle being around all those smoke shows at your professor job?” Set aside the pure objectification of women. Set aside the fact that I am not the adultery type. Set those and other very valid objections. Set them aside. Here’s a fact: 18-23 year old women…

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

Amusingly enough he’s often a NESN (Bruins) post-game commentator. AWKWARD.