Could have also probably used a scorer like a Seguin type or even a Kessel level veteran

Luckily for fans in the days of yore, the wicked witch forgot to lure the Mess Iah until a few seasons later and fans of the great Oilers of old could revel once more before the full curse that haunts until this day set in.

Here’s to hoping that one day McJesus can help break the curse.

Yes.

Whatever. Fuck that girl and fuck all those people. You aren’t allowed to feel joy. I hope she lost that puck on the way home. Hockey is stupid. I’m not mad, YOU are.

The best coverage of this is coming from the Star Phoenix - one set of parents lives a quarter mile away and got to the scene even before the volunteer fire crews. 

I was a goaltender for 20+ years so I’ll try to explain the best I can. Though it might be long.

He skates on it, but then so do all the other players.

All you need to know about cricket is that the first number in the score is the number of crickets killed in the battle and the second is the number of humans. So, like 235/7 might seem like a lopsided victory for the bipeds, but considered by mass the crickets are doing pretty well.

they’ll scavenge as well. buzzards with a good PR agent someone once said.

Yeah. When they’d be in town, the local dump was the best place to spot a lot of them in one place. And they kind of lose their majesty when you see them on the side of the road eating roadkill like a vulture.

#HULLWASINTHECREASE

“Although I got zero points for my attempt at the triple axel, in my mind I went for it”

Can someone with tech skills please post her ‘fuck you’ gif from a few weeks ago?

What women’s team?

6th. The 5th is the one that says if you bring Labatt’s to a cookout you can’t take a Steam Whistle.

It’s pebbled, so you can’t just zamboni over the pool of blood like you can in hockey

Even with the sliders I faceplanted the first time I went curling. My girlfriend was in tears from laughter. In the next game, she fell in spectacular fashion. It wasn’t quite as funny to her that time.

My favourite part of my first time curling was when I fell on the sheet and lay there for half a second, prompting many of the people there to scream at me to get up before I started melting the surface..

No, none of that. You must choose a side.