Hey, I made it out of the greys for once, due to my awful joke. Thanks!

Or maybe she’s just speaking honestly as someone who (as one of the most powerful people in arguably the most powerful branch of government) believes in the power of government to effect positive change. For her, the symbols of America represent ideals that she’s devoted her life to, and for Kaepernick, they are…

These posts that are essentially ritualistic little acts of hero destruction are so exhausting to read, especially when you know the author knows better.

You should hear me speak about politics! So fuckin’ eloquent bro.

Is ref cam going to be introduced into regular NHL games, because it should. Maybe all players should wear one. Could you imagine watching a fight from that perspective? Or someone coming in all alone on goal? Or the juxtaposition of a breakaway from the perspective of the goalie and the skater?

Hamilton Nolan always there with facile, easy-to-process solutions to all of our problems. He’s like Matt Yglesias for an even dumber audience.

Why is this millennial I'm smarter than you shit on Deadspin? Nothing sports related at all. At least Ashley is funny.

The question asked about sports.

Who says I’m not a GOP congressman?

Except that when the kids grow up they’ll be all like, “sure we went to fucking Spain but my cheapskate parents never took me to Disney World!” And then you’ll always be those parents.

this is good kinja

That Oilers dynasty was legendary, but man, if they’d won five straight... that’d be a whole different echelon.

Probably my earliest hockey memory is another Oilers collapse: The 1982 Miracle on Manchester, but I experienced it as a Kings fan.

Thanks, needed the laugh this morning

I worked with a Polish immigrant whose first name was Jerzy. Pronounce the ‘J’ as a ‘Y’. It’s not an uncommon name, as I understand.

Bring the Nats back to Quebec. Montreal Repos.

Great scoring leads to great sports babies. I’ll have your dad sit you down and explain it later.

He needs pay raise. That way his wife can afford a better potato to record her videos with.

It’s not the firsts, it’s what they’ve done with every pick after that each year.

Hah! I forgot about that. Also, from your response it’s clear you know exactly what he is saying.