Multi-puck!

I’d guess 95 percent of the hot takers here are fond of large daily intakes of ethyl alcohol, which is a poison. But let’s go after milk because that’s antihip.

If people want to drink raw milk, let them. It isn’t my problem and it won’t bother most people if it was handled properly to begin with. Plenty of people already do drink raw milk without any issues.

I support raw milk. Specifically, I support letting idiots shit themselves inside out rather than putting them in jail.

I'd be most impressed if he starts shooting left handed.

I wish him and Brian Burke would have fought to the death in that barn.

Kevin Lowe is so fucking stupid, he once could have traded Comrie to the Ducks for Corey Perry AND a first round pick. However, Lowe went full retard and wanted Comrie to pay the Oilers $2.5M in order to be traded. Jesus Christ, no wonder the Oilers have sucked for so long.

An great building will never stand if you neglect the small Brick (heir).

how many people emailed you to tell you it wasn’t nearly as clever as you guys evidently think it was

Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.

As an Edmonton Eskimos fan, I’d like to thank the NFL for its ridiculous racism. We couldn’t have won 5 consecutive Grey Cups without Warren Moon, and he’d have never worn the Green and Gold for that long if not for a league full of backwards hicks.

*Bumping into an acquaintance from the same suburban town you live in on your commute to/from the city, and having to make small talk when you really wanted be left alone