In the same way that it’s a crime to steal your car even if you’re dumb enough to leave your keys in the ignition.

I can look back and laugh. I didn’t realize how special it was to be a kid in Edmonton in the 80s.

Goalies that play the whole game standing straight up!

Don’t worry, I’m paying for it now.

(Fast forward to 1:12)

:-(

It’s outside your limit but if there was any justice or consistency in the NHL, Brett Hull’s goal in 1999 shouldn’t have counted. They should’ve got the teams back out there and kept playing. Then Peca scores the OT winner, forces game 7, which the shell-shocked Stars lose 5-0. Because fuck Dallas.

Consider that the Toronto media ran Phil Kessel out of town and straight to the cup final.

No, it is owned by Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.

Plenty of Iranians in Canada.

Similarly, Cyrus is legit if the parents are Persian.

Chayka googles: craigslist barn rental

Chicks belong in the kitchen. (after 10-12 weeks of careful brooding and humane harvesting)

To be fair they also started it.

A couple weeks ago I was on the ice, warming up. I was skating backwards, not doing anything super fancy, when I caught an edge and ended up on my back faster than I could think about what was happening. I felt the back of my head crack on the ice HARD through my helmet — fortunately I was wearing one so the worst of…

You realize you can get your diploma in the mail, right?

I’m thinking of writing a piece for Adequate Man entitled, “You don’t have to be a tedious asshole 100% of the time, particularly about an emotionally complicated subject” subtitled “Sometimes you can just keep your opinion to yourself”

You’re not wrong.

Yeah. But maybe America just needs a #kudatah

And four first overall! I like to think of us more as the Browns.