... in one of only two provinces where the socialists hold power? Where the largest city’s mayor is a Harvard-educated Muslim? Cool story bro.

As an Oilers fan, I have faith that things will get better, but probably not until after I’m dead. You bet it’s a religion.

Your joke would work better except PK is a good player, won junior and Olympic gold for Canada, does a ton of charity work, and is one of the best human beings in the NHL. Everybody in the country loves him. Well, except those parts of Montreal where they shit on all non-Francophone Habs.

I’m with you. I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy raw milk. But if somebody wants to drink some? Most of us have probably put weirder and worse things into our body, so I say go for it. I certainly wouldn’t run to the nearest keyboard and pound out a thousand words of steaming hot take on how I hate them and everything…

Coming soon to the team that desperately needs a stay-at-home D and a goalie somewhat better than a plywood training cutout: Auston Matthews.

It’s okay if you’re too slow to enjoy hockey. I cherish your diversity. I hope you find a sport that is as special as you are.

Auston Matthews. You know what, the Oilers would be just dense enough to do that. “You know what this team really needs? Another top-line center!”

I’m an Oilers fan. Join us, it’s bliss.

Hi, I’m the on-duty ACTUALLY guy. ACTUALLY, you can’t fight four times in one game, because fighting is a major penalty and three majors in one game is an automatic ejection.

Monsieur Vézina would like a word with you at centre ice.

Georges Vézina called to ask why he wears that funny cage over his face.

Good thing Jack Johnson’s parents dug him that hole, now he can hide in it. ... maybe?

Due respect, I see what you were trying to do but at some point you have to admit it didn’t work. I’m surprised you guys decided to double down in this post.

I’ve been waiting a long time for a good linesman/Linseman joke.

Didn’t expect things at Sotto Sotto to heat up again so quickly.

Welcome to the appropriately-titled blog “Adequate Man”.

“How can this storm have a higher death toll than an average season’s worth of hurricanes?” I asked myself.

I was a kid in Edmonton in the early 80s. We had Moon *and* Gretzky. I used up all my sports karma before I was 10.

Nothing funnier than coaches yelling at refs in the tunnel.

So that’s what Senators are up to these days. Now let’s check out the House of Commons.