That island looks dangerous.

Fuck, only seven left.

Depending on how much work you want to put into it, a good option may be to repaint the wall using a product like Rust-Oleum’s Magnetic Primer. Then you can topcoat with whatever color you wish and hang the artwork with magnets.

Instant cooking thermometers cost, on average, $20. Infrared contactless thermometers cost, on average, $20.   

Instant cooking thermometers cost, on average, $20. Infrared contactless thermometers cost, on average, $20.   

So... your argument is that because you’ve had terrible bosses, other people should too?

The way that I feel ... stigmatized or mansplained about my sexuality is in the fact that with the rise of squirting in porn now guys want to “make me squirt.” It’s all the rage the way anal was like 10 years ago. Except I don’t do it naturally so they think that because it is a question of arousal they, with their…

“God is a perfect, immaculate being, who doesn’t make mistakes. Except when he fucks up and makes mistakes. Like you.”

Referring to things you don’t like as gay is homophobic bigotry. Be better.

The heat death of the universe, I think.

Can’t stop laughing at Cuomo’s face expression...

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

This! Honestly, I figure if you’re not mature enough to be okay reading a book that’s more aimed at the pregnant person / the mother / your wife and not totally focused on your specific manly male experience, then mayyyybe you’re not mature enough to raise a whole damn human being. Just read a book or two that…

Always been my perspective.  The real ones to blame here are the GOP Senators who are complicity with Trump for not voting for a veto proof budget with no wall funding.  Why are they somehow invisible?  The non-democratically representative Senate is one of the most screamingly blatant, glaring flaws in our system.

My daughter heard me swear as a child and when she started to consider adding them to her vocabulary we initially just told her not to use them. Then when she was a little older, I sat her down and explained to her that they are power words. They are actually useful and add meaning. “My car broke down” doesn’t convey…

If you’re a stoner every movie is a stoner movie.

Oh man, 14 year old me would be so excited by this, while current me just feels a strong sense of shame and embarrassment over ever having enjoyed their shit.

I know this is not what I should be focusing on here, but I’m so incredibly confused as to how the “I am the Storm” part connects to the rest of the commercial. It’s like they had this leftover footage from a totally separate commercial about Jesus, and then just tacked it onto the Trumpy Bear ad because they thought…

Only 15 days in jail for a violent assault? Nah, he got all the break he needs.

Also, it’s NOT valuable.