CommonVices
CommonVices
CommonVices
Feb 26
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I think Beck Bennett and Mikey Day split duties trying to fulfill that “leading man” role (vacated most recently by Taran Killam). Read more

Feb 25
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Yeah, that’s exactly right. I had to look at Wikipedia’s timeline to confirm. Nasim Pedrad was added in 2010, Vanessa Bayer was added in 2011, and Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, and Aidy Bryant were added in 2013. I think that was the year I turned to my wife and said, “Wow, the female cast members are carrying this Read more

Jan 28
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“Hey, guys, I know it’s technically not canon, but I think we can avoid 99.9% of the inevitable Michael Jackson jokes if we just give him a regular nose.” Read more

Jan 28
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This feels like overthinking it. Adults shouldn’t need to actively avoid anyone, at least not to the extent that you need a plan (or “hacks”) for it. You get out of talking to someone by talking to literally any other person.
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Jan 28
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I’m sure you put a lot of work into the video. I’m sure it is very good. I’m sure it captures nuance that an article without video could not. I’m sure the majority of people who watch it are not sorry they did. Read more

Jan 17
3

- Drink 1-2 glasses of wine beforehand, like literally at the closest bar to your gate. Pee as soon as you board the plane before you’re required to be buckled in.
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May 15 2019
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No joke. I don’t go for organized religion myself, but “fuck church” was neither the substance nor the tone of his remark. I don’t know whether to write the headline off as a clickbait-y attempt to grab a few more eyeballs for what is at this point (two days later) a stale story or as the author hardcore projecting Read more

May 6 2019
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Anticipating — and starting to see — the flurry of commenters saying something to the effect of, “My finances are simple, and my relationships are straightforward, so it’s cool that I did it myself!” Read more

May 6 2019
4

I was annoyed that whenever those crossbows were a part of the battle, Dany completely forgot that she was on an animal that could fly and acted like the conflict was playing out in planar two-dimensional space.

May 6 2019
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Sansa has been one of my favorite characters this season, because she’s grown up and grown into a fearsome and clever player. So when she brushes aside The Hound’s observation that she would have avoided her terrible times with Littlefinger and Ramsay Bolton if she had escaped with him from King’s Landing with a Read more

May 6 2019
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Okay, either you legitimately don’t understand, or you’re feigning a semantic ambiguity so you can feel correct, and though I suspect it’s the latter, on the off chance it’s the former, here you go: Read more

May 2 2019
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You take your star, but make no eye contact as you do.

May 2 2019
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I feel like you glossed over my overall message (i.e., height advantage is based on perception, not utility), and jumped straight to the assumption that I was arguing that there is no advantage to being tall in today’s society, which is pretty obviously not the point I was making. Read more

May 2 2019
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I find the widespread obsession with height so fascinating. It’s one of those things that really shouldn’t be that significant, since we as a species have all but eliminated the circumstances in which being tall would be a practical advantage. All the (physical) challenges facing shorter-than-average people are Read more

Apr 30 2019
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In February 2018, the city of New York’s Environmental Protection department unveiled a program where citizens can file a complaint against idling trucks and buses. Read more

Apr 30 2019
1

No, he stabilized it.  He didn’t remove it.  Go back and rewatch it or find the script online if you need that confirmed.

Apr 30 2019
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No, it isn’t.

Apr 29 2019
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Seeing Pepper Potts rock an Iron Man suit is one of the big, fun surprises of that final battle. And, with Tony now dead, doesn’t the world seen need an Iron Man? Or, better yet, an Iron Woman? Read more