As the lobster was lowered into the pot, it wondered which was crueler: the knowledge of its impending demise, or the knowledge that, based on its answers to a BuzzFeed quizlet, it was a Hufflepuff?

And the casino biz, the real estate biz, the TV biz, the higher education biz ...

Because I truly cannot identify with the people who start a comment thread just to say “I don’t like what this article is about”

“running the country.”

You’ve really got to copy-edit your articles, A.V. Club. It’s “ruining.”

There’s nothing Evangelicals love more than a good persecution fantasy.

Sweet article. Also it’s pronounced JIF.

Yeah, fuck these people. Scalise voted for the AHCA and got a good chunk of change from insurance and pharmaceutical companies and health professionals. Brooks is a Freedom Caucus member, so he can go to hell, too. Worst thing they’ll have is a traumatic memory, but they have insurance that allows them to get PTSD…

I can be a little insensitive at times...but I wonder why none of them had a gun to stop it all. If there wasn’t police around, no one would have stopped him. I’m curious to hear their hot-take on gun control.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

I dunno, if this is some sort of sacrificial ritual, I’m ready to start throwing pop starts into a pit until Trump and Pence drop dead.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

For the same reason that women pay to cover prostate & Testicular cancer, vasectomies, and Testosterone treatments.

You do realize that people aren’t fucking cars, right?

The big difference being you can chose what car you drive (within reason) and you can choose where to live. You don’t choose your gender. And as others point out, I don’t see anyone suggesting than women shouldn’t have to be covered for male specific medical issues.

He’s talking about pools. And the benefit would be that could lower your rates, because of all the other “healthy” people. This is why companies can often negotiate better rates than most individual employees.

And there are far more other ailments the younger woman’s policy covers that the older woman will probably be effected by....Yet she pays the premium covering the old lady’s bibweekly osteoporosis, artheritis, and Alzheimer’s tests.