As mentioned in the article, if you select a gift card instead of cash Coinstaf doesn’t charge a fee. That’s what I do.

Maybe it sucks because you’re incredibly bitter and people can tell.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. You said it perfectly.

This should be top comment.

Your last paragraph contains great advice. I was absolutely terrified of SIDS when my son was a baby. Even when he slept through the night, and even as he approached 1, I woke up (spontaneously) multiple times a night to check his breathing. I understand that this was too much—that I was unreasonably paranoid given…

No kidding. Tamir Rice he ain’t.

The Biden debates of the past eight years were TV gold.

Once again, Vonnegut is relevant. From his awesome early short story collection.

This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

Blame the cancer that killed Beau Biden. Joe Biden went on Colbert’s Late Show in its first week and talked about making a public appearance where someone mentioned serving with Beau and Joe lost it. On Colbert he could barely hold it together while telling the story. It’s obvious that the grief of losing his son…

Thanks Tumblr!

“I’m not married”

There’s a shocker.

Counterpoint: engagement rings are literally an invention of the diamond industry to make themselves money and you shouldn’t get one.

I’m so lucky my wife hates to wear any jewelry. Instead, we took the money I would have spent on a stupid ring and made a nice down payment on a house.

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

The word “leech” is in this article, spelled correctly, no fewer than ten times. And you still couldn’t get it right in your shitty joke.

isn’t it grand that idiots come in all shapes and sizes and races and genders? thanks for sharing.

love it. she must have been quite fed up, trying to talk over the loudest people in the room. remember folks, 300 people shouting is louder than 3000 people being quiet. Bernie/third party voters are out-numbered, and they’re screaming awful loud.

I’d say you can cut the cognitive dissonance with a knife in Cleveland right now.