So now you know what happened to all those beaded lanyards you made at camp, kiddies, and why you couldn't find them when you cleaned out the attic.
CommonVices
CommonVices
Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?
Post Baby!
Why does everyone think Hillary Clinton runs her own IT? I’d seriously like to know. Does she not have enough work to do so she sets up servers on the side? Is it a relaxing hobby? Or maybe she just signs off on shit her IT people suggest like most people in her position would do.
Yeah except I went to one of these concerts and waved my hands like I didn’t care.
White privilege
yeah, “you’re a fake because I wasn’t very curious or bright when I was 12 years old” is an interesting defense that seems to be proving his point
Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers
I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.
Generally there’s a lot of paperwork that occurs after Americans visit Chipotle as well.
Sane Americans never go to Chipotle.
“This is sad news for people who badly want to take their guns to Chipotle with minimal paperwork.”
To be fair, his understanding of the first amendment appears to be at least as deep and nuanced as the average Trump supporter, not to mention Trump himself and his entire campaign staff.
You know what, though, for once I’m ok with someone who thinks the First Amendment means “I get to say/do whatever I want with no back talk.” Because he's in third grade and that's how we learn.
...at recess, where Logan reportedly likes to practice speeches about Trump.
Holy shit. Like... just when I have empathy for her.. and then GROSS and I still hate her
Christie conditionally vetoed a similar bill in November 2015, saying he’d rather focus on making it easier for domestic violence victims to get guns of their own.
Ok. So don’t vote for Bill Clinton.