This list freakin’ LOSES...

I wish people were this obsessed with good movies made for grownups.

I have two friends who did one a couple years back where they dressed up as two Wise Men and put their cat in a manger, because Jesus. They pissed off a whole lot of grandparents.

So, my dad was the photographer and my mom was his assistant and I had shopped SPECIFICALLY for costumes for this photoshoot and forced my fantastic roommate to wear her red sweater and I had bought little clip on poinsettias to put on collars on the cats and ribbons and sweaters and all this shit. Also, I made those…

I think when everyone seems smarter than you, the world becomes a very scary place. Fear, insecurity, and stupidity are a dangerous mix.

Yeah. I want my president to be better than I am. Because I’m a super-flawed person who should never be put in control of anything too important because absent a supervisor I will just spend my time fucking around rather than getting work done.

Some of us are happy when one of us can triumph, climb the heights, show us what’s possible. Others want everyone brought down to their level so they don’t feel as bad about themselves.

I’ve never understood people who want their elected leaders to be as dumb as they are.

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.

I was kind of board with the closet liberal theory, but now I'm thinking he may be an ISIS recruiting tool

In true zombie fashion.

I was going to say- isn’t Zombie Jesus just.. regular Jesus?

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

I can’t get past the setting...is she in...a MALL?!

baby looks a very cute accesory here

Just another exhibit in the ever-widening folder which demonstrates that Comedy Central executives are completely fucking clueless.

Is he a pawn in a Trading Places-esque bet between two plutocrats as to whether any jackass off the street can be made into the next John Stewart?

Thoroughly enjoyed this defense of common sense.

Not only did I read the article, but I also understand how Weight Watchers works and the basic addition necessary to keep track of points. I’m also aware of the fact that WW has been around long before apps and having WW keep track of your points is a new thing - it used to be your responsibility. My mother was a…