I wouldn’t say I wake up thinking about it, but I definitely wake up thinking about it

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

So she went as a Kardashian?

Happy Hour margs—-

This may be the weirdest application of Pinkham’s Law yet.

I believe I can speak for all of us when I say, “Fuck Church Groups”

The biggest asshole I have ever encountered in real life was a greasy, disgusting 40+ year old man shopping with his walker using elderly mother who as they walked to their car was screaming at her to hurry up and called her a “Fucking cunt of a mother”. After he crammed the shopping bags in to the trunk, he slammed…

Oh, Finchlet 1.0 understands just fine (cooperation is another matter). But his speech is very delayed and he has difficulty forming certain parts of speech, problematic consonants and such. At the moment he chooses to speak, when he does speak, in a dog-whistle falsetto, so family dinners are frequently punctuated…

Not sure why that arouses your disgust. My son is on the spectrum, and that is exactly how to best communicate with him. Reducing the number of words parses the message down to its bare bones and eliminates the distraction of extraneous words which distract him (he latches on to interesting or unfamiliar phrases, and…

You’re describing my life, right down to the law school, and I’m concerned that you might actually be me.

Who was this kid, and where can i watch him be horrible?

What we identify as the practice of Yoga is actually quite new.

My friend bumped into him at the grocery store in Santa Rosa over the weekend. Fieri complimented my friend’s hair. My friend immediately started questioning everything about his own appearance ever.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

At this point, all the Republican candidates are basically just playing a game of conservative madlibs, just filling in the blanks:

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

Yep. This worldwide idea of chastity is mainly a marketing tool to get fans to think that the celebrity is “waiting for the right one”, aka them. Giving them hope that they might be swooped up one day.

This is why I listen to rock and metal. Everyone just fucks.

Because that’s how the justice system should work. It doesn’t matter if everyone in the world knows you’re are guilty you still get the same rights as everyone else. Like it or not there are people out there who will lie about sexual assault, and regardless of how few times it actually happens you have to take steps…