Caramelized onion tart with a homemade rough puff pastry and bleu cheese. Hell yeah.

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Is it wrong that this looks like a scene from a movie about overcoming Down’s Syndrome through the love of Jesus?

*Sometimes Tyler spoke for me.*

The first rule of daycare fight club? Nothing containing peanuts. And everyone gets a trophy.

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

I’ve found that”hey, wanna throw a load in me?” works every time.

My peeve is people walking”Melrose Place opening credits” style, i.e., four fucking across.

seriously? Some women feel this way when they're pregnant. The only outrage is that it's 48$.

Shit, add due process to the list of rights lacking in the NBA along with freedom of speech, right to bear arms, and not requiring the quartering of soldiers.

Well what about blacklists? Our country has a pretty ugly history with those too. To say that nothing has ever gone wrong because of anonymous lists of supposed wrongdoing is to be pretty ignorant of history.

Can you gaurantee people wouldn't do that? Seriously, there are some very vindictive people in the world. Basically what you're saying is that it's completely fair to ruin a person's life by falsely labeling him a rapist. There's no way to regulate the names that go on this list. Innocent people will have to suffer…

I disagree pretty strongly here. Rape is a seriously underreported and underprosecuted crime, but if we take restroom scribblings as criminal evidence, it would be incredibly, incredibly easy for someone to abuse the system or implicate innocent people out of a desire for revenge.

Right. That list may have started as an actual attempt to call out sexual violators, but as the trend continues I can see some vindictive people adding men's names to these lists simply because they felt jaded in a relationship, or maybe they just don't like the person. This is bullshit.

Meh... "Buxom" and "curvy" and myriad other terms have long been used as objectifying praise for women with big asses dating back to Marilyn and before; it was just more polite. But far be it for me to get between someone and their "I've been appropriated!" poutrage.

I'm pointing out that you are attacking the underlying methodology of a study which you admittedly have little knowledge of.

What would that even entail? Redecorating the house while she's out? Doing the dishes behind her back?