I speak enough Japanese to know that KonMari is not a natural portmanteau of Marie Kondo, even though surnames do typically precede given names.

When I check out, I leave all the towels in a pile in the bathroom. The beds aren’t made, but the linens are piled on the beds. All of the trash is in the trash cans, and the various “accessories” (e.g., remote controls, irons, hangers, etc.) are where they belong. I leave $5 tip per day regardless of how many people…

I can’t help but think you could’ve taken a paragraph or two to explain what Patreon is, because this article presumes a lot of preexisting knowledge, and this service is nowhere near popular enough for the casual reader to automatically be familiar with it.

Wow. You managed to miss the point entirely, manufacture a nonexistent moral conundrum, and introduce an entirely nonsensical racial element to the discussion, all in one comment. Well done, little troll...

I am 100 percent okay with this. However in America this will result in a dramatic increase in home schooling, unfortunately making our nation even dumber and perpetuating the issue.

I did have kind of a back-up theory involving Colton having super-weird junk. Not small or uncircumcised, just like — I dunno — his pelvic region looking like the Predator with its mask off and screaming, maybe. And every time Colton would divulge this, or a female contestant would catch a glimpse, they’d immediately…

My theory on Colton’s virginity has actually evolved over the course of the season. At the beginning, I assumed he was a deeply closeted gay man, but by the finale, after a thorough examination of all available evidence, I’ve concluded that he’s actually a small boy magically transformed into an adult man - a la Big -…

Crap, one more:

Other than the “use as many coats as you have the patience to apply” advice I gave above, I would add one additional tip:

The AV Club never gives superhero movies glowing reviews. The highest grade even universally beloved MCU movies get on this site is a B+. The only superhero movies to ever make it into A territory were the first Avengers movie and Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy. Even Infinity War plays in the same C sandbox as Batm…

I was about to suggest this exact thing. Last year, I painted my son’s closet doors with magnetic primer and used a topcoat that matched the room. Now, he can put up artwork or just pictures he likes. We also bought a bunch of the floppy magnetic plastic sleeves so he can put family photos on the doors as well.

I don’t really think this is where the show is heading, but it’s an interesting possibility. Like, what would the Night King be bartering with?

I’m going to be honest here... It sounds more like thermometers may just be a niche fetish you have, and the Thermopen is just your version of the high-end, luxury brand vibrator that women sometimes spring for because — let’s face it — you just can’t put a price tag on getting off...

I’m going to be honest here... It sounds more like thermometers may just be a niche fetish you have, and the…

I’m calling bullshit. “A few dozen?” In seven years, you’ve purchased 36-48+ cheap food thermometers? You’d go out every few weeks and buy a new food thermometer? Restaurant kitchens don’t go through that many. People whose job it is to test thermometers for a living probably don’t go through that many. You could jab…

I’m calling bullshit. “A few dozen?” In seven years, you’ve purchased 36-48+ cheap food thermometers? You’d go out…

Instant cooking thermometers cost, on average, $20. Infrared contactless thermometers cost, on average, $20.   

Instant cooking thermometers cost, on average, $20. Infrared contactless thermometers cost, on average, $20.   

I was unaware of this individual before this post, but from skimming the videos you’ve linked, I’ve gathered that the abstract concept of a condescending smirk was brought to life by the birthday wish of a racist child... That’s his origin story, yes?

Ps: jeebus, the angry comments on that EW.com story are something else. It’s not even funny anymore to see the impote rage of these dorks. It’s just depressing

Hasbro is now launching an even fancier line of Star Wars toys in an 8-inch scale, two inches larger than the typical Black Series toy. The “Hyperreal” line will use an internal articulated skeleton to avoid showing joints in the sculpts of character clothing, as well as include extra detailing, more alternate…

My best street food hack was hiring the Wafels & Dinges truck to cater desserts at my wedding.

RaoulDookie is right. Mueller deliberately left obvious federal charges off the Manafort indictment (despite having more than sufficient evidence to bring them) where New York double jeopardy laws could conceivably have made state law claims impossible to bring if Trump had pardoned Manafort. My understanding is that…