Yeah, you can make any number of completely legitimate complaints about Amazon and the way they do business (Lord knows I have), but the bottom line is that this would have been good for NYC, and a handful of politicians shat the bed they share with their fellow New Yorkers. I hope sticking it in Bezos’ eye felt good,…

I do a lot of anal, but the most I’ve ever had girls poop on me have been in squirt scenes, because they’re trying to make it happen and push so hard. . . It’s so bad. . . It’s always when your face is right there, too.

There’s not a ton of mystery here. The pizza comes out of the oven (or conveyor belt), and it’s hot, gooey and pliable. It’s quickly tossed onto a counter or tray. It shifts. Some teenager rapidly makes the first couple of cuts. It shifts. They spin the tray to get a better angle for the next couple of cuts. It shifts…

Not sure if it’s currently streaming on any of the major services, but...

[A]pparently, architecture is a good cipher for “sensitive, but not girly.”

If it’s a safety risk (e.g., foreign objects, dangerously undercooked meat, food you’re allergic to): Send it back.

A recent investigation published by Motherboard, however, demonstrated not only that the wireless carriers are still failing to protect their customers’ private information, but also that location data can be purchased by stalkers, domestic abusers, and others.

Yeah, it’s been a downward slide since 2011. It’s hard to believe that, for almost twenty years, her entire aesthetic wasn’t “trailer park hooker on bath salts” but was actually thematic and well-thought-out and...y’know, a “costume” that was presumably designed by a human artist, as opposed to an AI bot cobbled…

This last one isn’t useful but it makes for cute YouTube videos. Surrah says: “If you hand something to someone they will take it. It’s a lot of fun.”

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Please don’t disparage ass like that. I’ve eaten cucumber, and I’ve eaten ass, and even post-gym “I didn’t know we’d be doing this” ass beats sour cucumber. Every. Goddamned. Time.

Yeah, I used to love Stewart’s ginger beer, but they discontinued it with no explanation several years ago, right as Moscow Mules and Dark & Stormies were coming back into vogue. Every time I pass a row of Stewart’s in a supermarket, I think, “Really?! You’re still pushing that key lime shit, but fucking ginger beer…

The two bedrooms are the main one, where my wife and I (and often our newborn) sleep, and the kids’ room, where my 4-year-old (and often our newborn) sleeps. There is no “guest room.” There are only rooms where a guest might choose to sleep, if offered. If that’s the case, like I said, we point out the cameras (which…

The only thing that ever happened was that they submitted a letter of intent about a possible project in Moscow that never went beyond that. No money was ever paid, no plans were ever made. There were no drafts. Nothing in the file.

So, just to be clear, Michael Cohen has openly admitted that he paid someone an exorbitant amount of money to, among other things, create a fake social media account on behalf of “women” to promote his strength and attractiveness, a task doubly shameful due to the fact that he could easily have done that sad job on…

We have nanny cams in our home, and while we’ve gotten used to carrying on with our lives knowing that we’re being (temporarily) recorded, when we have guests, we point out that they’re in the bedrooms and living room and that, while we never even look at the footage unless something happens with one of our kids to…

Honestly, the book I found the most helpful was The Mayo Clinic Guide to a Healthy Pregnancy. I read a few, and it’s the only one I really recommend. I’m sure there are plenty of good books out there, but I tell friends who are expecting for the first time that if they pick up this one, and only this one, they’ll…

It’s really good.  You can smell the cheese from down the block (in a good way).  When I was last there a few months ago, it wasn’t BYO, as psybab said, and they had a pretty good wine menu.  It’s one of those places where, at the end of the meal, you can’t quite tell whether you’re food-drunk or drunk-drunk.  I…

I feel like these guidelines are rife with “...but if you do...” addenda.

Also, if they send you the information, pictures, etc., that you ask for and you don’t like what you see, then you’re gone. You don’t even have to tell them why. They can’t downplay the cons, they can’t pressure you into overlooking them, and they sure can’t get you to take a look at another car in their lot on the…