When I check out, I leave all the towels in a pile in the bathroom. The beds aren’t made, but the linens are piled on the beds. All of the trash is in the trash cans, and the various “accessories” (e.g., remote controls, irons, hangers, etc.) are where they belong. I leave $5 tip per day regardless of how many people…

Wow. You managed to miss the point entirely, manufacture a nonexistent moral conundrum, and introduce an entirely nonsensical racial element to the discussion, all in one comment. Well done, little troll...

I did have kind of a back-up theory involving Colton having super-weird junk. Not small or uncircumcised, just like — I dunno — his pelvic region looking like the Predator with its mask off and screaming, maybe. And every time Colton would divulge this, or a female contestant would catch a glimpse, they’d immediately…

My theory on Colton’s virginity has actually evolved over the course of the season. At the beginning, I assumed he was a deeply closeted gay man, but by the finale, after a thorough examination of all available evidence, I’ve concluded that he’s actually a small boy magically transformed into an adult man - a la Big -…

Crap, one more:

Other than the “use as many coats as you have the patience to apply” advice I gave above, I would add one additional tip:

The AV Club never gives superhero movies glowing reviews. The highest grade even universally beloved MCU movies get on this site is a B+. The only superhero movies to ever make it into A territory were the first Avengers movie and Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy. Even Infinity War plays in the same C sandbox as Batm…

I was about to suggest this exact thing. Last year, I painted my son’s closet doors with magnetic primer and used a topcoat that matched the room. Now, he can put up artwork or just pictures he likes. We also bought a bunch of the floppy magnetic plastic sleeves so he can put family photos on the doors as well.

I’m going to be honest here... It sounds more like thermometers may just be a niche fetish you have, and the Thermopen is just your version of the high-end, luxury brand vibrator that women sometimes spring for because — let’s face it — you just can’t put a price tag on getting off...

I’m going to be honest here... It sounds more like thermometers may just be a niche fetish you have, and the…

I’m calling bullshit. “A few dozen?” In seven years, you’ve purchased 36-48+ cheap food thermometers? You’d go out every few weeks and buy a new food thermometer? Restaurant kitchens don’t go through that many. People whose job it is to test thermometers for a living probably don’t go through that many. You could jab…

I’m calling bullshit. “A few dozen?” In seven years, you’ve purchased 36-48+ cheap food thermometers? You’d go out…

Instant cooking thermometers cost, on average, $20. Infrared contactless thermometers cost, on average, $20.   

Instant cooking thermometers cost, on average, $20. Infrared contactless thermometers cost, on average, $20.   

I was unaware of this individual before this post, but from skimming the videos you’ve linked, I’ve gathered that the abstract concept of a condescending smirk was brought to life by the birthday wish of a racist child... That’s his origin story, yes?

Ps: jeebus, the angry comments on that EW.com story are something else. It’s not even funny anymore to see the impote rage of these dorks. It’s just depressing

My best street food hack was hiring the Wafels & Dinges truck to cater desserts at my wedding.

RaoulDookie is right. Mueller deliberately left obvious federal charges off the Manafort indictment (despite having more than sufficient evidence to bring them) where New York double jeopardy laws could conceivably have made state law claims impossible to bring if Trump had pardoned Manafort. My understanding is that…

I do a lot of anal, but the most I’ve ever had girls poop on me have been in squirt scenes, because they’re trying to make it happen and push so hard. . . It’s so bad. . . It’s always when your face is right there, too.

[A]pparently, architecture is a good cipher for “sensitive, but not girly.”

If it’s a safety risk (e.g., foreign objects, dangerously undercooked meat, food you’re allergic to): Send it back.

This last one isn’t useful but it makes for cute YouTube videos. Surrah says: “If you hand something to someone they will take it. It’s a lot of fun.”

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