It goes to show that, even when he’s a mutant kangaroo, Ice-T is always playing the role of Ice-T.

{shrug}

Yikes. There’s a lot to unpack there.

Or, you could, you know....remain friends with someone you’ve slept with...like adults do. If you are just starting to venture into threesome territory and are afraid of awkwardness after the fact, that’s one thing (and a stranger might be more appropriate), but your tone implies that you wanted someone “disposable”…

He’s so fucking creepy-looking, I gotta try one...

We had that rule for a while, but it kind of fell by the wayside as threesomes became more of a regular thing. It felt a little silly to say, “Well, yeah, obviously, you can blow me, but kissing just crosses a line, lady...”

It’s called “synergy,” and it’s a vital component of team-building, Ajit-Prop...

Start at the beginning of the story and end at the end: Ease up, Tarantino. Don’t confuse your audience by trying to start mid-action. Give the audience a clear beginning, middle, and end.

I’m curious as to what went “wrong” for you. I mean, it’s not for everyone, and just because you didn’t like it doesn’t mean that you didn’t have a threesome “correctly,” but there’s such a laundry list of things that can taint the experience that it’s worth considering whether a change in circumstances, setting or…

I mean, you could theoretically just stay on the move, but live healthily enough to ensure that you naturally outlive everyone that was cursed before you. Then you never even put anyone else at risk.

Yeah, I know a bunch of swingers, and my wife and I attended a few random parties, but “the Scene” just got to be too obnoxious. Establishing and enforcing boundaries, trying to navigate what everyone’s “deal” is, managing peoples’ expectations even after the boundaries are established, the weird way that some couples…

You’ll die of old age a long time before this spirit has you. And you’ll get to have sex with lots of hookers, guilt free.

Yeah, my brother described this movie to me, and we probably talked for an hour about how you could “beat” the follower, and what exactly the rules might be?

Okay, I haven’t seen the movie, so I realize that my asking this question is obnoxious from the start, but my read of the “rules” from the article (and Wikipedia) was that the follower would go after the last person to whom the “curse” (or whatever) was passed, and then to whoever they passed it to (assuming it didn’t…

I get that this isn’t intended to be a super-comprehensive guide, but you may want to expand the part about finding a third playmate to include scenarios where you’re not necessarily looking to recruit a stranger (e.g., via a dating/hook-up app or website). The vast majority of the threesomes, foursomes and moresomes…

I’m probably guilty of the same thing, but every time I think I’m done with the conversation, I get to thinking that maybe he’s just one or two more prods away from angrily divulging where all those neighborhood kids are buried...

C’mon. You see what you’ve done here. You’ve tried to reframe the argument by polarizing each of our positions. I pointed out how an external force is potentially harmful to children, and you’ve taken that reasonable observation and tried to use it to paint me as this caricature of a parent that you seem to be…

The AV Club actually had a pretty interesting article about those a couple years ago.

Oh, absolutely. The “hero’s journey” formula is tried and true. Most successful stories fall into one or two broad categories and rely on a handful of reliable tropes to put meat on the bones. The original trilogy was a fairly paint-by-numbers Hero’s Journey / Quest template, with a smattering of other cliches, such…

If it’ll make you love me, Dad....