I almost Googled “sex toddlers” to see if it’s a real slang term, but then I decided not to be added to a government watch list.

That would explain why you never see CommonVices and Cranky Pants in the same place at the same time...

Your post kind of rubbed me the wrong way because your criticism of your parents is not what we’re talking about here and sounds kind of mean, petulant, and childish.

Yeah, my mom and dad were/are super-nice people and stellar parents in most respects, but I experienced zero culinary diversity growing up, and not because of any particular pickiness on my part. Our weeks consisted of Pizza Night, Burger Night, Spaghetti Night, Meat Loaf Night, Taco Night, Fried Chicken Night and…

Good call. I actually mix Rumchata with a smaller portion of Fireball (yeah, I know...) during the winter months. It has the consistency of a White Russian, but it tastes like honest-to-God Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Oh, no. However will we watch Sandy Kenyon smugly take mediocre blockbusters down a peg?

While VoucherCodesPro’s survey doesn’t seem to provide any inkling as to why vegetarians “cheat” with meat when inebriated, the answer could lie in previous studies.

In reading this article, I definitely muttered “Oh, f*** that bulls*** right to H***” at least a dozen times. At least.

That tagline could so easily be used for adult products and services, I scarcely know where to begin...

My wife and sister both frequent these mommy groups, and from what I can tell, it’s definitely a mixed bag. If you have a perfectly healthy child and you just have questions about any “hot button” childrearing issues like breastfeeding, vaccinations, spanking, sleep training (especially “cry it out”), you’re almost…

Ugh. My wife and I have a very similar situation going on, and hearing stuff like this makes me very nervous about our one-year-old son.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. And another commenter pointed out that, given the context (i.e., being naked in the presence of a presumed sexual partner), he might not even have been flaccid when the picture was taken. So, if he was flaccid, the perceived size doesn’t really mean a whole lot (see the landmark…

I was going to say...

If I hadn’t read the article and had only this image to go on, I’d assume this piece was on the new Neosporin M&Ms...

Even if that responsibility should fall on AirBNB, they would never, in a million years, be willing to assume it. The reason is that their entire business model relies on a practice that is, in many (if not most) cases, completely illegal or prohibited. Most leases in the U.S. contain provisions severely limiting the…

Looks like she already pawned the ring to fund her Darkwing Duck fashion line...

I'm currently enjoying the Braun 380S. It provides a closer, quicker and quieter shave than the $25-30 Norelco or Remington shavers you pick up at the neighborhood CVS when the old one breaks down on you, and at less than $100, it's a nice middle ground price-wise if you want to avoid Braun's more expensive "Why would…

I'm currently enjoying the Braun 380S. It provides a closer, quicker and quieter shave than the $25-30 Norelco or…

Exactly.

Any chance he had of being the good knight flew directly out of the sept's skylight last night as he violently overtook his grieving sister and the mother of his children as she begged him not to.