Or those massive phone-book-sized menus.

That's more or less my weekend routine. Sleep in, morning sex, boozing brunch, sloppy drunken sex if you're not too full, then a long afternoon nap, then holy-shit-it's-dark-already wake-up sex. Then it's time to think about dinner...

Man, I love the stuff that American celebrities will do in Japanese commercials that they would never do if the commercials were going to air stateside.

I'll preface this by saying that I agree with the basic points that (a) the MRAs referred to in this article seem like grade-A dirtbags, and (b) no one deserves the type of harassment and intimidation this woman has apparently suffered. I'll also add that the rampant misogyny evidenced by MRAs has done a lot to…

One of the most annoying things about the "Fate will match me with my perfect soulmate" philos0phy is how people will apply that to their current (as opposed to hypothetical) relationships. I'm referring to people (women as well as men) who think that the universe owes them someone who complements all of their…

The REALLY fun part is that many of the guys who regularly read Jezebel, enjoy discourse of a non-troll-ish nature on the site, and would even agree with Lindy on many points (including this one), still won't read the article, because Lindy West is a pretty terrible writer.

Are they plus-size towels?

I think your preacher has a hidden camera in my apartment...

About an hour after you eat the brownie, actually...

Yeah, that's the same reaction I had when I learned that Mila Kunis was dating Macaulay Culkin.

How was it? I've been meaning to go to a taping for the past five years, and then I...y'know, don't.

I can't speak for men with a ton of back hair (despite having a hirsute chest, my back cultivates only a few scant hairs), but I usually just use one of those tiny AAA battery-powered micro-razors every few days. It's mostly a courtesy for people who have to stand behind me during yoga.

So, I take it I'll be able to watch at least one Daily Show correspondant converse with some oblivious, semi-literate WBCers tonight?

I really like the coverage, but I think that it may be a little confusing for anyone not conversant in legalese.

"And I wish YOU didn't have the Devil's curly hair!"

The one on the left honest-to-God looks like someone took an old, stained laundry bag, cut the bottom out of it, turned it upside-down and, with the moony grin that is the hallmark of the developmentally disabled, proudly proclaimed "skirt now!"

http://youtu.be/ I think I'd prefer it if she did the Jammy Shuffle instead...

What I actually meant (which, I realize now, might have been ambiguous) was that the people who gush over her books think that THEY are like the protagonists (i.e., superior), and that almost everyone else in society is a shiftless, lazy moocher, but in actuality, the fans are often exactly the sort of parasitic…

Let's not bring poor, innocent vodka into this!

I'm fairly liberal, and I've enjoyed a number of her works. The problem with Ayn Rand's following is that most of her fans think that they represent the ingenious, productive supermen that are the protagonists in her books, when in reality they're just moronic asshats.