"Is that a ghost?!?"

Well, SVU was the episode I was thinking of, but that was a criminal case, not a civil one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1248631/).

I think that I saw that episode (I want to say "Law & Order").

Soooo, by "research," she means that either some fool in a mommy blog told her that was a great idea, or she came up with the stupid idea herself and found enough other morons with no legitimate connection to the scientific/medical community to support her idiot notion to her own satisfaction.

Yeah, some of my female friends have commented that they have similar experiences when they find themselves in bed with a guy with cartoonishly large genitalia. Some guys apparently think that if they're built for porn, there's no reason why their sex lives shouldn't BE a porn. Go figure.

Absolutely. Some of the best lays of my life have been attributable to girls whose bodies didn't fit mainstream standards of beauty (I don't want to say "bad"). Whether a girl has tiny breasts or a few extra pounds or a scar from a major surgical procedure, none of that will matter too much if she's a confident and…

I'm 30, and I'd say that my breakdown has been about 20/50/30.

That's why, in all the sexual how-to books published before 2009, there was just a big question mark over that region, and in even earlier tomes, it was just an arrow pointing to the general vicinity with the admonition, "Here be dragons."

Maybe I should have dismissed all of it...

No offense, and not to impugn the esteemed scientific body that is "you and your friends," but I don't think that your anecdotal evidence and conjecture effectively turns facially valid scientific research into "age shaming." Granted, I haven't read the study, but I'm willing to bet that they didn't take a quick look…

Wow. Just...no.

Unless I'm mistaken, if I rub that model's head for a few minutes, that jacket will stop being waterproof in a hurry.

I really appreciate the passive voice. I studied Japanese through college, and that language places a deliberate emphasis on "softening" the context of situations to make them less direct or confrontational. Deft use of the passive voice in English lets you manage the tone and avoid unpleasant reactions (e.g., "a…

When I was going through my "hitting on women in bars" phase, I took a cue from Wanda Sykes' stand-up routine. She lamented that, in the good old days, a guy would buy a girl a drink from across the bar, tip her a wave, and then keep his ass in his seat instead of sidling up as though paying for her martini "bought"…

"If he doesn't understand that his relationship with his ex makes you uncomfortable or jealous, why fight for the relationship?"

I actually watched the movie with my wife in exchange for her agreeing to watch something I wanted to see (Looper, I want to say...). When I mention in conversation that I've seen it, guys almost invariably ask whether the stripping scenes were "that bad." I always say something to the effect of, "No, it's the best…

That's where the choking comes in...

Yup, it's a real catch-22. For those delicate first few months, you can either be the jealous, demanding bitch or the doormat who has to endure some ex giving her man flirty arm-squeezes.

He really shouldn't really be in the position of "allowing" or "not allowing" you to do anything. If he doesn't like your relationships with your exes, he's free to leave.

I'm pretty sure your comment indicates that the article really, REALLY applies to you.