Her spider-sense is tingling! Did anyone call for a webslinger?

I think that it may be overgeneralizing things to call it a "mantasy." While I'm sure that there are guys out there who get off on fostering longing in their exes and jealousy in their current flames ("Maybe they'll fight over me! With pillows!"), a lot of us sincerely find the friction between the new girlfriend and…

That's a fairly good idea in theory, but I have to assume that a lot of new girlfriends, (a) would be hyper-wary of coming across as jealous or possessive early on in a relationship, (b) would worry that they haven't been on the scene long enough to start making demands regarding exes who may have been around for…

That's...actually pretty good.

"Kids are going to touch genitals. Let’s not get too freaked out about it."

"The only way I could see this becoming controversial is if [future female characters are] over sexualized," said Romero. "I would hope that she's treated realistically, especially in how she's visualized. I think a female character in a combat role should have the physique of an Olympian - not a Playboy centerfold -…

I'm sorry. You seem to have issues with pretty people such that you either think that they don't have problems or, if they do, that their problems are less significant than those of non-pretty people generally or yourself specifically.

I remember seeing them for the first time maybe eight years ago. They were opening for another band, and they had the most annoying banter. For at least half of their set, they were just trying to riff with the audience. It was really painful to watch. I read in an interview years later that they did that stuff…

That would be a stronger point if pretty women didn't also endure objectification in jobs in which looks are ostensibly "irrelevant."

Ha. That reminds me of a pharmaceutical sales rep that I went out with a couple of times. I think she actually wrote off her boob job as a business expense...

"Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?"

I lived in Hamamatsu for a few months, and the official city mascot was Unagiinu, which translates as "eel dog."

The women I know are all over the map on this. My wife likes the plot and the lengthy set-up. We watched Pirates (the 2005 big budget porn film), and she loved it. After ten or fifteen minutes of introductory exposition, though, I was like, "Does anyone ever fuck in this movie? Did we accidentally buy a really…

You've probably never heard of it because it's not widely used. It's one of those "clever" slang words that will never really catch on because no one can use a phrase like that aloud with a straight face.

Yes. Anyone who uses it shouldn't be allowed to do it, as punishment for their crimes against the universe of acceptable slang.

"Condoms do not kill the mood nor do they make intercourse significantly less enjoyable, a new study finds. "

"At first the attacks were so vicious that there was a point where I myself doubted that the portrait of the duchess was any good. But now I've had time to reflect, I am still happy with it and am getting on with my life. There is nothing I would have changed."

Yelp is notorious for this kind of extortion:

You tend to see businesses responding directly to criticism on Yelp if they don't have a lot of reviews. This is because a one-star review has a lot of potential to bring down the average if there are only a handful of other, more favorable reviews. Businesses that have dozens or hundreds of reviews usually don't…

"We're almost at the dessert, and I've only cried once!"