Ah, I must've forgotten where I was. I present a viewpoint that opposes yours, and because you're a woman and I'm a man, I must be "mansplaining." Noted. I'm happy to see you embrace a catch-all buzzword that allows you to dismiss any gender-related argument posited by a member of a group that comprises half the…

What a totally new and unprecedented thing for her to do!

No, not really. If there are porn websites dedicated to Barbie-esque vaginas, how is that not a fetish in your book while larger labias do represent a niche interest or fetish?

It's really not that much different from guys who get circumcisions later in life because so many women are weirded/grossed out by foreskin (and because that dislike is something that it's apparently okay to be vocal about).

A lot of actual women have already chimed in on this already, but yeah, that's an actual vaginal shape that's found on a LOT of adult women.

Human being or not, ignoring facts that you're uncomfortable with doesn't make them go away.

That was easily one of the top five episodes of 30 Rock. It also followed a pretty long stretch of less-than-great episodes, so watching it was like reaching an oasis in the desert.

The argument wasn't about what people "deserve." It's a cause-and-effect argument. Are health risks (which result in a greater need for health care and thus higher costs) exacerbated by obesity? The answer is fairly obvious. Don't change the argument to "Don't I deserve health care?" because you sense that you're…

The woman in that video looks like me (except, y'know, a lady) after I've gone 72+ hours without sleep and started hallucinating wildly and babbling to my friends and loved ones like a mental patient.

I never made a list until a few years ago, when I was discussing a (groundless) STD scare with a friend, and he asked, "Dude, if you actually did catch something and you had to make the call to give your past partners a heads-up, could you even track most of them down?" That turned into a whole thing where we both…

Friendships and past relationships with strippers. Also, if you carry on a conversation with any given dancer, they're usually more than happy to discuss the industry. Additionally, a lot of that can be gleaned through basic observational skills.

Like with a barber or a dentist.

Dance like nobody's watching!

Yeah, that's very similar to an article Dan Savage wrote months (or maybe years) ago. Polyamory isn't something that cheaters ever seriously consider proposing because they want to have their fun on the side, but don't want their partners to enjoy the same liberties (due to jealousy, insecurity, selfishness, etc.) …

So, what you're saying is that I can put down my Beginner's Portuguese?

After an hour or so, you just get the impression that, "man, I've been watching this same stripper screensaver for a while now...."

If you behave yourself, obey the ground rules, and never forget the distinction between "dancer" and "prostitute," you'll be fine.

Yeah, it's that easy if you're in a larger market with more clubs to bounce between. Some are more "aesthetically demanding" than others, but by and large, every club that employs more than a handful of dancers is going to want to diversify in order to cater to customers who like something other than the Barbie-esque…

"I think you'll see relatively the same show that you did before, maybe with a little bit more heart built into it, but we didn't fundamentally change it."

The United States isn't the Ministry of Magic, Emma. You can't just sneak in unaccompanied whenever you like...