I think we were talking more about how certain so-called "nice guys" perceive the world, rather than whether there are actually "schlubby" guys out there who attract uber-hot women based on their own merits (obviously there are).

"Accuracy doesn't tend to provoke that much bitterness."

Part of the blame has to fall on today's television sitcoms where, no matter how unattractive, overweight, buffoonish or insensitive the male protagonist is, he's always got a modelesque wife or girlfriend.

I've played this game a couple of times with my parents. My wife and I have a "house rule" that you can discard and replace any card in your hand if you have no idea what the word or phrase means, but the caveat is that you have to (a) flaunt your ignorance by laying it down in front of everyone, (b) have someone…

"I have values.... and principles... and a work ethic... and... a sense of self-worth... and.. bwa-hahahahahaha! Money fiiiiight!!!"

I kind of wish professional athletes would acknowledge that same fundamental truth.

Right? If someone approached me and offered me millions of dollars to while away my days filling in Mad Libs and playing with that ball-attached-to-a-cup-by-a-string toy, there's not a chance in hell that I'd say, "No, thanks. That's stupid."

"REMEMBER WHEN JASON SEGEL AND NEIL PATRICK HARRIS SANG THIS ON A TALK SHOW? THEY SOUNDED BETTER THAN YOU DO RIGHT NOW."

Hahahaha....oh, Cesar Romero...

Yeah, there's a term for people like this ("vexatious litigants"), and they're way more common than you'd think.

It is.

You may also want to consider including bullet points advising potential suitors not to message you if they think that iguanas, Betty White and Montana are all "actual things."

Seriously? What the f*ck would have made that jump "manlier?" If he had built a goddamn log cabin with his bare hands during his descent?

I hear that you can also use dynamite and, in some states, piranhas for your hair removal needs.

That's only if you absolutely need it (or parts of it) bare. It's completely possible to keep it trimmed with the same level of pain and discomfort that I feel managing my sideburns. You can cut the grass without tearing up the sod or scorching the yard. I know a number of women who keep a "clean shop" that…

At first, I was going to come to the defense of the creators and point out that the Delorean, while pretty cool for its time, was still a pretty basic-looking car when you got right down to it, so except for the time-travel components, there's not a lot of "flair" you could add to the design without losing accuracy.

"I didn't know Nerf made a twelve gauge. Whoops. Wrong aisle again."

Not only that, but at the Wal-Mart in the town I grew up in (and several others that I've been to since), the guns are displayed literally right next to the children's toys. The logic is apparently that toys go next to certain sporting goods (basketballs, footballs, etc.), and since guns are for "sport," they're…

I was kind of hoping for a little more actual science in this article, rather than a brief "these kinds of people are out there" description.

I know a few married couples that routinely bring other women into the bedroom. Some of those couples have young kids. The ones who don't want to confuse their offspring when Mommy and Daddy's special "friend" comes over to play leave their kids with a relative or sitter for the night.