I hope to Christ that this is a parody.

Aw, c'mon. It was fun. Movies don't ever do that sort of thing.

That's just the inevitable fate of giving people who have no need for a voice a voice. For all you know, the creators did envision a needy, submissive Samus in the suit when she was rolling around killing shit; one of the best things about games back then was not investing in character development and focusing on a…

Fusion got some heat for some reason; people didn't like the redesign. That game gave me goosebumps more than once; I've flushed my GBA collection a number of times since I picked it up...

Totally worth replacing. Best controller.

I don't even think there are "custom" drivers for the 360 wireless, are there?

Well, with the wireless I can jump off the computer chair back into the couch without issue. I don't mind switching batteries out; takes like, ten seconds. I've never felt like the wired controller "responded" faster than the wireless. It's pretty damn instantaneous either way.

Yeah? I'm a gamer with a Speedy Rewards membership.

Well. Looks like they have to wait until next year to get money from me.

On Day One, I am buying an Xbox One

"Cloud" is a flashy term meant to sell you something. Xbox was talking up the importance of Cloud computing in their next console, trying to sell you a machine that would work with hundreds of other machines to produce a game that could not be produced by your hardware alone, when in reality absolutely nobody has…

MAN, he would be GREAT at that.

It does seem to me that he's not going to be able to produce the gravitas required for the role, but I've been dead wrong many times.

You need to read/watch The Dark Knight Returns, friend. It's almost the exact opposite of what you just described.

Sounds just fine to me. It was a little disconcerting at first, but it grew on me. By the end of the video I wanted to jump in and start playing.

To Ninja Theory for their fantastic work on DmC

To Phil Fish and his li'l team for their work on Fez

To Terry Cavanagh for designing VVVVVV, and Magnus Pålsson for its music

To Riot Games for continuing to support a fantastic MOBA

You will find that becoming proficient at asking the right questions and sharing the right information with your issues in PC gaming (and troubleshooting in general) will not only potentially yield results faster on a PC gaming issue versus waiting for someone else to fix it on the development end for a console, but…

"Fuck it" is the correct attitude. Unless you're going out of your way to last hit something, in the heat of battle to ensure a kill, there's nothing wrong with finishing off a champ. Now, if the enemy's halfway between each tower with less than 150hp, that's when going for the kill becomes questionable unless the…

If you're not letting your ADC get the kills and you're playing Nidalee support (and to an extent any other support), you are seriously fucking up your team's endgame. Nidalee starts out strong (perfect for assists) but scales for crap, and her Q is not going to carry your team to the Big W; a fed ADC (or a Top/Mid…

What a completely forgettable launch list. I imagine the Xbox One launch list is just about as nonimpressive. The online store buys are much more interesting.

That said, I think I can still wait ...a year? A year... to pick up the nextgen. Let the developers have a little more time to do something new.