You are a bundle of sunshine. CHILDHOOD RUINED

...Actually, for some effed-up reason, that didn't really occur to me. Didn't get far enough in the story to be told it was Beldo... guess I always imagine some old duder with huge gigantic armor when I think of him. I feel dumb now.

It's funny how this looks just about as good as I expected it to look (not much better than GTA4) and I got SO much shit over saying there wasn't much difference, and looking at stills between the two in order to form an "informed opinion" was stupid.

"You're being dumb. Look at that smoke!"

Yeah, look at that smoke.

She SURVIVED that?!

It's weird; I can read that almost as fast as I would read a normal passage, but I can FEEL my eyes moving around a LOT more than when I'm just reading straight-up text. Well done, by the way.

Armored Core, Assassin's Creed, Ace Combat... It got to the point where I was talking about Ace Combat 5 and said "AC5 ...wait..."

Good! Incorporate offline mode and we'll be cookin'.

...This was so much more brilliant and funny than I gave it credit for. I thought it was kinda gimmicky when I saw the new login screen... now I KINDA SORTA WANT IT.

Too much, or not enough? I'm not sure where you want it to go from here.

JESUS I thought I was the only person who couldn't stand that crap. Liefeld's art was just...

I couldn't. Deadpool be damned.

I think you'd have to be awful biased to not admit that a good 80% of what he commented on was valid criticism. But that's what this series does; gets hypercritical, makes jokes about not having lapdances and shatters the glass as often as possible. A LOT of it IS just jokes, though. Or things he found funny. But…

..and Fuck Apple for advertising features other than making phone calls on their iphones. It's a phone, people! Stop showing games, productivity and other shit!

Signed,
Guy who stayed logged in all weekend so he didn't have to deal with server login issues.

...No. You posted that after the fifteen minute window allowed to edit a comment; you just can't read.

if the debate is just spectacle why the hell are we wasting tax dollars for them to sit around and hear themselves talk?

Still selling better than the PS3 did.

Totally serious.

I totally agree with you.

Well, actually...

I am convinced Titanfall will be amazing... on my PC