CommanderKeen
Commander Keen
CommanderKeen

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All the lame kids want to hear the music first instead of last. Sigh~

They've already planned on releasing a Kinect-less Xbox One some time next year for $400. So, yes. There you have it.

Even more fun: the folded eggs in the biscuits while, I will admit are DELICIOUS AS SIN, come from a milk carton. You just kinda pour it out into the mold, fold it over aaaaand there you have it. Carton egg.

Apparently it doesn't have to be. That waffle taco looked WEAK AS FUCK. They didn't even try to make sure all the stuff was actually IN the taco before packaging it up. Laaaaazy.

And no cheese? Just sausage, egg and waffle? SHOW SOME BALLS, TACO BELL.

Their loss.

"Are you ready, ladies and gentlemen?"

See, 5/3 just needs to incorporate Riot points into their rewards system and I'd be set.

Why is it that Live is getting it almost a month after all the other consoles?

The only thing holding me back is it also looks like they've broken up the flow of the stages with dialogue... probably fine for people not familiar with the game, but I'd get frustrated.

Pretty sure it was single-player only. Dunno if they added anything in the remake, but it doesn't look like it.

Nah, you saw the cheese in the treasure room at the start. That was from the Moon stage; he already cleared it before recording.

I'll skip on the system, but that controller looks GREEEEEEEEEEEAT. Amagad.

Not if the games are actually new and Gamestop had an agreement with Nintendo to sell the new games at an MSRP of 50 dollars.

It was NOT "free". People had it up on websites, but you'll note that none of the sites that had CK up for grabs (which was still illegal, mind you, and Apogee/3DR WERE still selling the game, so you're wrong anyways) took them down when it was re-released. They still make them available because what they WANT is

Heyyyyy, now you're playing with power.

impossible

But is she Anna or Elsa?

I'm saying Wil Wheaton would probably get you funded faster, but yes, LeVar Burton's gonna get you the big bucks.

Not nearly creepy enough for my tastes.