She can't leave, though. He has her wrapped around his finger.

*golf clap*

Nicely done.

My guess is Rob Ford's wife, in those situations, truly feels caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.

And then boils her children?

Someone figure out how to work Tyler Perry into this joke.

Somebody should get her back on defense because she is....in the zone.

Owned by 3 Master Mechanics and yet not one has thought of it as a "keeper". No red flags here......

CP, but damn, that's a good looking car.

Did someone say crackpipe?

"Reeked hard."

"Leotard"

Maybe "Jamba, you complete me."

"Come on in this weekend and see us, folks, for BIG BIG savings on your new truck! We're located off the downtown freeway, right between the Planned Parenthood clinic and the YWCA!"

[sighs]

A Schiano woMan would have turned around and whipped that basketball right back at the person that shot it.

The only paint choice should be: all of them, yes rainbow colors.

Richie Incognito called her a half blond.

Yes, but she's saying "Champlain? Shmoopie loopie"

7:48 did he shout Retard! ?