Given the rule, you can argue that he didn't "complete the process", but it is absolutely an awful rule, and if it happened to anyone other than the Cowboys, the opinion on the rule's awfulness would be near unanimous.

Somewhere Jerry Jones is miserable, all the fun I need.

"Give me help

except for the part where it was a gorgeous completed pass.

didn't know that 3 steps with the ball secured in your hand constitutes an incomplete pass. #themoreyouknow

I was young enough in '98 (10) that I didn't hate Gary Anderson and still don't because to me he's still this super friendly South African dude who didn't miss a field goal all season, and I was super happy for him to have a perfect regular season. My memory of the championship game is actually really fuzzy - I think…

That's better than peeing next to Gary Anderson during the 98 season. I heard one time Gary pulled it wide and missed the urinal completely.

if we're being fair, these stories are a lot better than the recent high school reunion ones. Not that the bar was set very high, but...

My brother peed next to Leroy Hoard at the Metrodome, back in '98 when the Vikings offense was unstoppable and he was getting all kinds of goal line touchdowns. He will never stop telling the story.

Why not both?

yup - most of these stories really suck. I have no idea why some folks are sharing what amounts to a whole lot of nothing. "man I got SO drunk at my reunion! What a horror story!" No.

They're ALL kinda sad.

100 percent agreement. Cock blocking a 92 year old man about to hook up with a young woman is a mortal sin. That's ninth circle of Hell stuff right there.

this is absolutely the most boring anecdote article on Deadspin I have ever read. Didn't anybody lose a limb, shoot a clown, barf on a priest, kill a teacher with alcohol poisoning, deal with a propane explosion, anything? Jesus.

ron nick, you, sir,are a monstrous asshole. Shame on you for fucking up your dads game. At least now your pops can go to his deathbed knowing he raised a failure

Almost everything after flying in SQ is sub-par.

The cops are gonna kick the fuck out of whoever knocked the Sox flat bill off that sign.

Not a particular fan, mostly because Joan Rivers was 10x better and 10x more evil, but my favorite Roseanne bit was from the late 80s. She was talking about losing weight and trying out what she called her "Mirror Diet":

Do you have any idea what humans look like, or do you spend all your time punting?

heh, I lived in Beijing on 2005. They were still not quite sure about lines.