That's oustanding. Well done.

except for the part where it was a gorgeous completed pass.

Hah. I remember that game too. I was a transplant to MN and they went from TV blackouts in 96-97 to the crazy years. I just remember being early 20s in a room of about 10 guys watching that game and when he missed that FG there were literal tears. That whole era...Denny, Cris Carter, Randy Moss, etc...was just a…

God yes. I am still bitter about that reunion article.

That's better than peeing next to Gary Anderson during the 98 season. I heard one time Gary pulled it wide and missed the urinal completely.

100 percent agreement. Cock blocking a 92 year old man about to hook up with a young woman is a mortal sin. That's ninth circle of Hell stuff right there.

this is absolutely the most boring anecdote article on Deadspin I have ever read. Didn't anybody lose a limb, shoot a clown, barf on a priest, kill a teacher with alcohol poisoning, deal with a propane explosion, anything? Jesus.

The cops are gonna kick the fuck out of whoever knocked the Sox flat bill off that sign.

Not a particular fan, mostly because Joan Rivers was 10x better and 10x more evil, but my favorite Roseanne bit was from the late 80s. She was talking about losing weight and trying out what she called her "Mirror Diet":

And he even wrote that line in iambic pentameter!

Oh and hey, E! Producer: FUCK YOU YOU ARE INCORRECT. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WORTHLESS.

Camera ready, you say?

Good. Tampa Bay is the most diseased team in the league.

Incorrect. She is hosting a softball tournament.

"Moss fell all the way to the Vikings"

Yes. His stuff is amazing. Regardless of this horrible stuff, his comedy was thoughtful, elegant, and engaging.

So you are saying that New Zealand doesn't use American dollars? Now I've heard everything!

I think between the referenced blog "The Positive Power of Negative Thinking" and this blog on"Build[ing] Mental Toughness with Optimism" I should probably opt by "Coping with Oppositional Theories with Agnosticism." This helped me with the whole spiritual belief framework, as well.

How can it be racist? That's not even Drake anyways. That's Carlton Banks.

Well, Taylor Swift probably does have a cropped tail...