That's oustanding. Well done.

except for the part where it was a gorgeous completed pass.

Hah. I remember that game too. I was a transplant to MN and they went from TV blackouts in 96-97 to the crazy years. I just remember being early 20s in a room of about 10 guys watching that game and when he missed that FG there were literal tears. That whole era...Denny, Cris Carter, Randy Moss, etc...was just a…

God yes. I am still bitter about that reunion article.

That's better than peeing next to Gary Anderson during the 98 season. I heard one time Gary pulled it wide and missed the urinal completely.

100 percent agreement. Cock blocking a 92 year old man about to hook up with a young woman is a mortal sin. That's ninth circle of Hell stuff right there.

this is absolutely the most boring anecdote article on Deadspin I have ever read. Didn't anybody lose a limb, shoot a clown, barf on a priest, kill a teacher with alcohol poisoning, deal with a propane explosion, anything? Jesus.

The cops are gonna kick the fuck out of whoever knocked the Sox flat bill off that sign.

One thing missing here in the video (unless I missed it), quite serious when I say this: it's a really, really smart move to get a very long extension for your propane tank. Don't cook something like this with a tank directly next to the fryer. make sure you can cut it from a distance.

Not a particular fan, mostly because Joan Rivers was 10x better and 10x more evil, but my favorite Roseanne bit was from the late 80s. She was talking about losing weight and trying out what she called her "Mirror Diet":

And he even wrote that line in iambic pentameter!

Oh and hey, E! Producer: FUCK YOU YOU ARE INCORRECT. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WORTHLESS.

Camera ready, you say?

Good. Tampa Bay is the most diseased team in the league.

Incorrect. She is hosting a softball tournament.

Heh. I was following you. And agreed.

That Kobalt comment was a Lowe blow, dude. ;-)

;-) I know they own them. Actually that whole branding strategy is about as slick as it gets relative to what they've accomplished.

Plus, the old man is around to teach them wiring skills and how to saw a plank, since hipsters don't get that type of education at Cornell. On their blog, there are some pretty hilarious pictures of what looks to be an awful lot of supervision and training for things like...drilling holes. And hauling their shit…

I took the challenge to confirm your assertion. It didn't take long to do so. From their blog: