oh, forgot to add...cheaper at target. The tape, that is. You will like it if/when you try it.

You and I have similar issues of focus. ;-)

Geez, Dave, hostile crowd this morning! People sure are bagging on you.

Yes. You can also wash them out and reuse them in your own home, particularly for freezing those baked goods you may have left over!

I would just suggest cleaning it out and reuse the bag for something else, as I describe in my post.

Neat idea! Here's some pro tips...I can say that non-snarky because I actually was a baker for a few years... folks that don't want to use a plastic bag:***

Oh, I mixed up your post with JackNasty's. Congrats on quitting, seriously. That's terrific.

I'm a lazy one. I use those V2 ecigs* instead of the atomizers. Mostly I hated the drips and I disliked the large hookah-like vaping devices, so I like the cartridge approach and the slim cigarette-like design. You can definitely customize via drips, it's just...too much work for me. The trade off is you don't…

Tried ecigs yet? Just asking.

My wife should be home in a few minutes after a nice Friday field trip with her class. ;-) Elementary age autistic students. At least this year they are all potty trained...based on my understanding from her, changing the diaper of a second grader having a violent meltdown is no joy.

You said it better than I did. ;-)

If you haven't gotten there yet, just you wait until they unload that "break apart" stuff on multiplication. Jesus that's weird. Like most CC stuff, once you get it you kind of get it, but it's just so drastic from how us old people are cognitively wired. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but yeah...Jesus.

I love that.

My son's approach to Common Core, Melanie.

Daniel, this is a wonderfully written piece. Thoughtful, illustrative, and structurally beautiful. Thanks.

Yes. But they aren't ranked by feminists, so there's this whole irony/titillation/genuine curiosity about booby/vajayjay rankings. Like, there's like 24 episodes of Orange is the New Black, and 32 episodes of Girls, so this would be challenging. It's not like they're gonna consider other things. Every episode of…

Yes. And the actress Justine Bateman, who played his sister Mallory on "Family Ties," is an uncredited extra in that Creature Cantina. You can see her when they show interior shots of the bar's door. Looks like some kind of blue prostitute lizard wolf thing.

(I love A-10s. Sorry, god and country and stuff kind of got me there for a second.)

Even our planes fart louder than yours. FUCK YOU, WORLD. USA! USA! USA!

UNORIGINAL. On so many levels.