My senior thesis was on EM Forster. I'm straight, but this book was a relief for me, because he finally got to gay it the fuck up instead of burying intense gay gay gay into every female character he ever wrote.

If you are into clown fetishes, sister-friends....CALL ME!

She then follows it up by talking with the host about whether Michael J. Fox was in Star Wars or not, asking questions along the way to guide him to the right answer.

Or more hopefully, the Seven Sisters, even if only 2 or 3 of them are into it.

That's outstanding. +1 Jezebel.

If it involved innocent children and potentially impacted their adult lives now, yes.

I guess the thing that bothers me most is her relating it now, and directly involving parties innocent and unaware at the time. It might be acceptable for a 7 year old to have interest in her sister's vagina. I just think it's uncool for a 28-year-old showboat to write about it now. Masturbation stories are funny,…

"But the key question in so many conflagrations was how they were managing to go up in flames."

In 1993, I was nearly was beat to death by racist skinheads in a mosh pit at a Mighty Mighty Bosstones concert. Dicky Barrett stopped the entire show to drag me out of the pit. This is absolutely a true story.

He has intense ideas involving sugar, salt, and your uterus. I'm telling you all through various posts here to watch the fuck out: this guy has impregnated Dilly Bars.

Yeah, but based on what he was doing behind that corn dog shack just now I would stay away from it. There is a reason that the couple in the background...the woman comforting that poor man...are walking away from the stand as fast as they can.

"McDonald's sent him to Oklahoma City, because there can be no penance worse than being sent to the state of Oklahoma."

Of course, as bad as a Kim Kardashian-styled toddler might sound, it has nothing on the talking Kanye doll in aisle 7.

Yeah, I hear you. It's difficult for anyone to provide an objective view of their place of employment and feel comfortable doing so.

yes, he did, and that made the original post way more fun for all of us.

All of us Deadspin lurkers were impressed, I can tell you that much.

I said 'potato skins'. Damn it.

Ma'am, can you please describe your attacker as specifically as possible?

Oh sweet Jesus. You are a terrible Satan.