Fuck. I know it's bye week, but you Packer fans need to STAY OUT OF VIKES THREADS.

I live here too. It's mostly because there is no such thing as "Minnesota good" on the field.

And this is how I ended up with five blooming' onions in front of me once. And a perforated colon. AND MY NAME ON A GODDAMN PLAQUE.

Ok goddammit. It's a penis. It's a todger. It's a unit. LADIES MAKE UP YOUR MIND. It's not like men have more than one name for a woman's vagina. JESUS.

There is a huge warning sign for me that's easy to spot: does the hiring manager have you interview with their direct reports, and other levels in their organization? I am always surprised to observe hiring managers reserving the interview process to themselves as well as their superiors. In the cases where I have…

Late to the game here, but are you talking about the author of the review, or Lena Dunham? It's not meant to be a sarcastic question. I am pretty sure I would enjoy this review and its commentary than I would the book itself.

Restraining order. Believe me, it's a good thing. They have to stay 200 yards from your server, and trust me, they will be sitting at yard 201 just staring at you and shit.

Have kids. You will stop caring about most anything to do with each other. Candles are for tike bday parties and anytime you can get a round of chicken nuggets through the toaster over you will feel like you have conquered the world.

Yo Pitt, Christopher Walken called. He wants his Continental look back.

you should. Why ya gotta make things so complicated?

That's a bunch of bullshit. They just thought the kid was Down's.

Ugh. Now I feel guilty about being so ashamed.

HA-HA! You're a stereotype!

Hah! I meant tell him to pick up the room. You tell the pup what to do.

Oh yes. I don't know when the tipping point was. It was some kind of drawn-out death rattle that (for me at least) started when Frank Black broke up the Pixies, through Kurt Cobain's death, perhaps recovering for about four weeks with the release of "Song #2", and then shat the bed entirely when Liz Phair released Wh…

Who let Joel Peter Whitkin on the Internet?

like cocaine straight from Bolivia.

Lacking that info...and keeping in mind I'm not a professional trainer...here is some general stuff I recommend that should work for most all breeds. Use caution (i.e., ask a breeder who can see your dog) if the dog has food, people, or "space" defensiveness (e.g., you try to move it off the couch, and it gets…

"Habeus Corpus seeks Eminent Domain."

Have you considered dating sex defenders?