$327,000 for the 435ix in Singapore.

Hey; I resemble this remark.

Was just about to eat a blood sausage for lunch :(

It's a celebration, bitches! THE MILK'S GONE BAD!

6.) Chevrolet Celebration Eurosport

There is nothing white guys love than a little positive reinforcement countering perceptions of their own shortcomings.

Hah. This is what I was thinking. Rarely has one notion of vehicle been so violently opposed to the general ideology of the potential consumer base.

Sure I can: T-O-R-K... E-I-E-I-O

An electric pickup truck? To sell to traditional American pickup truck buyers?

That signifies nothing to me.

DERRIDA

"Stool" can also refer to poop.

This is November fucking 12th. Get your shit together. Just because you have Bell's Palsy doesn't mean you can dress up whenever the fuck you want. DONT MAKE THAT FACE AT ME.

I can imagine her explaining that costume to a fellow party-goer and watching that person's face fade from a huge smile to an expression of raging discomfort. Like the Nazi's face melting in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I like when I'm feeling nostalgic but don't know why, and then Deadspin or Gawker is kind enough to post something I saw on Reddit a few hours before.

You realized you just threatened to all-caps KILL someone on the internets.

It's also the only TopGear where every single presenter has better teeth than Richard Hammond.

I love Mike Tyson so much, it's ridiculous. This was an incredible read, and despite being an overhwelming dickhead and admitted coke-addict, I want to be his friend.

Thanks. I'm kind of digging it. Will be a good car for reasons you cite, and to flip to my kids a few years out when they start driving. Jesus. Getting old.