Heh, it was just meant to be ironic. That shorthand SWIM stuff always makes me laugh a bit. I figured folks that get it would get it. I am definitely not embarrassed about being a frequent Cheetos eater.

Dude, we're discussing smoking pot. You don't need to use the "SWIM" tactic.

McLovin' gotta dance, yo.

Follow this track up with "The Mystery of Chessboxin" and you will be just fine. Add on "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" for some specific Ole Dirty Bastard love and you will get a contact high.

I'm not a hater. Legalize it, tax it, let minors do it, free love and rainbow unicorns, etc. But the comparison to alcohol doesn't really hold. Driving while drunk is less dangerous than driving while on heroin. I can text and drive way better than if I was drunk and tried to drive. I don't do either because both…

Yeah, I have to say Someone Who Isn't Me has smoked more than a few times. I would not trust SWIM's reflexes to drive because he said that it made him relatively foggy and definitely disconnected from anything close to an alert state. SWIM is responsible enough to recognize that if he's going to get stoned off of…

Because of medical insurance limitations on coverage if the driver in a vehicle collision is found to be impaired, you won't find routine testing of drivers by hospitals. They want to get paid, after all. Hospitals also won't document impairment unless it's medically relevant to treatment and diagnosis of injuries of…

Hit the needle on the head. I came here to say that it would depend. As an Ex-user i know there are some strains that after i smoked them i could have driven no problem as the effects where barely noticable, while there where other times where i wouldnt even be able to get into a car let alone sit up in the seat and…

I don't know you, but I do know you have a keen eye for cinema. "Ol' Jack always says... what the hell?"

Did a little digging and found this chart from NHSTA on drug-involved fatalities:

the only reason to ever blast a guy in the head/face would be if he was holding up some stupid ass sign the whole game. Fucking idiot.

Every hundred miles or so? That's like, just over every hour.

Thanks to the NSA, I have no comment on this.

Legalize it. Tax it. Enjoy the fuck out of it & let someone else drive you.

As soon I saw this, I told the guys in my office that he had to be Southern, probably Texas. Born: Houston, Texas. Attended: Texas. Fish in a barrel.

Wow. There is a lot going on in that picture. The dog in the painting, the spy kids poster, the mismatched costume, the horny dinosaur pose. That's like some fucked up deconstructionist performance art. For like...pederasts or something. Like, overwhelm neighborhood kids with every kid interest in one compelling…

Taken' care of his shugah daddy CAJUN style!

Teamwork!!!