Koreans aren't big fans of the Japanese.

It's unclear why Rodman went nuts on Kobe like this...

I had always thought glory holes were on walls, not in the floor.

This is normal locker room behavior. If he didn't like it, he should be a man and punch that guy in the face.

Back in my day we settled things the way real men did back in ancient Greece: we got naked, slathered ourselves in olive oil, and wrestled.

Totally agree with you. Ultimately I think this photo shoot was just funny. It would have been more of a statement if one of the poses involved one of the guys shoving his junk into the exhaust pipe.

dat asthma.

Relativity indeed - there is a difference between a mass shooting, and what I'm talking about. And there's a difference between chatting with a pretty girl and catcalling with a dozen others while she rubs herself over the sudsy hood of an Evo X.

The Floridian Geriatric Anti-Defamation League begs to differ.

+1. Google has become way, way worse than anything Microsoft ever was or Apple is today. I definitely see your joke (and it's funny...because Google+)...but man. Their hooks are in everything. In a three way race between these three companies for "most likely to enable a dystopian future," google wins hands down.

Their division alignments would be confusing. Would they go to the East or the West?

Kid woke me up way too early for a Saturday. Just read this post and laughed my fucking head off. Thank you.

Using this completely batshit logic it would perfectly acceptable to keep a team name like the "Birmingham Faggots".

The Orangemen—they were still the Orangemen then

Generic. 'Cause you know who isn't generic? The Patriots, Cowboys, Packers...

I've been a die-hard Redskins fan since I was 5 years old. I believe it's time to change the name. The only "teachable moment" here is that times change, and good intentions matter less than we think they do. It's a hurtful name, and it's time to move on.

All together now: STOP TRYING TO MAKE GOOGLE+ HAPPEN.

This is interesting. He might be the only person from Wisconsin to intentionally dodge a draft.

Washington Krauts.

How pissed was this guy when Clowe went to the Rangers?

Michigan's UP was built for this.