You sicken me.

My favorite part of any Jackass movie is when they harass him until he cries, usually with snakes. God, that little prick is completely insufferable for some reason and I can't even fully explain why, I just want to punch him in the neck.

God bless you, brother. Get out of there before they go cannibal on you. The food will run out at some point.

except if you're white, and if you hate a lot of different groups of people.

as a lifelong (and current) Oklahoman, i disagree. the sun is very easy to see here, since everyone cuts down all of the effing trees.

Trust me, you do not want one. They are beautiful and amazing but they are also flat-out potential timebombs. They aren't meant for anything other than guarding flock in the country, they are not particularly warm towards their owners, they despise strangers, and are extremely dangerous if not properly trained by an…

Sorry for your loss, dude.

Too bad. John Moffitt is a funny funny dude.

I want one SO BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking forward to the voicemails from Peyton telling him he better come bowling or he will write his mother a strongly worded letter.

Thank you very kindly (and done and done...hopefully, this ungreys it). I think the comparison is perfectly valid- it's difficult, and uncertain, and requires a lot of care, but you find ways to work through it. Glad to hear your son is doing so well- and that you're clearly doing so well and taking care of him.

Oklahoma is not even good enough to be America's asshole. Its more like a festering, infected wound.

Pearl Jam is awesome - why all the hate?

This isn't really news, Samer. I already knew Ryan Lochte was lame.

Tom Ley = what a vagina would look like if it were a full grown human.

Did Eddie Vedder steal Deadspin's girlfriend? I can't make sense of their oddly personal posts about an "aging dinosaur rocker." I feel like the latest Foo Fighters album plays while this hard hitting journalism gets churned out.

I dunno - at least he's willing to speak his mind in public.

What's going in with Deadspin's irrational hatred of Pearl Jam? Did Eddie rape someone's mother? (See louis ck joke about only reason for civic pride/hatred)

Dear Uber-successful rock and roll icon laden with heaps of actual talent,

cyclists are idiots too. so are motorists. and motorcyclists. and skateboarders. The only group of people who probably aren't idiots are pilots, because it takes so much supervised training to be one.