"Most women don't participate in bagtagging because most women are not Bam Margera."

Awesome.

The possibility that Christian Ponder and Josh Freeman will both be killed in a freak pheasant hunting accident this Saturday is certainly the nightmare of all nightmares, but no team in the NFL would be better equipped to handle the loss of two useless quarterbacks than the Vikings. Fools will cry that I'm jinxing…

I think he needs another car or two.

Saturn Girl. I am not a comic book geek,* just remember from childhood.

Is that what that is? I'm not some dumb idiot who obsesses over funny pictures.

Teen legion of superheroes? Well done.

As a Vikings fan, I can totally see how this would su....nah, I can't do it. Enjoy your new QB! Woot!

Once like any other superstar NFL quarterback, Aaron Rodgers' life changed forever in a freak accident, in which he became...

Yeah, no shit. Or the times it makes fun of entire segments of the country, berates people who email him, types in all caps about his badassery relative to culture, food, entertainment, and so forth? I don't get it.

As a Packer and Hawkeye fan, Seneca Wallace playing QB right now is my personal hell.

This car is a waste of time. Free your soul and get behind the wheel of a Lotus Elise or Exige. No screens, no paddle shifters, nothing. It's as pure as a blast of Wild fucking Turkey Bourbon down your gaping fucking maw - it ain't no vodka Red Bull. It's as real as fucking a mountain woman, not a blowup doll with a…

Hey now. I think it's great that Incognito's struggles have allowed Drew to reflect on his own past issues with anger and acceptance. It would mean a lot, I think, for Richie Incognito to read this piece and know that he made one life better this week. In that respect, we can only hope Drew can embrace his own Richie…

Dislocated Double-Check.

I spent nearly a decade in Oklahoma.

N.C. pulled pork is so fucking good it makes me want to move back to the south until I remember that the job market sucks.

Hey, wait a second. Where are the poop stories?

It's amazing that you didn't turn into Richie Incognito.

Got off mild on that one. Not picking a sauce was wise.

Oklahoma: "Part of being a lover of food is to have an open mind.