Due date is 11/25, if anybody's wondering.

Well, she says her face gets covered in wing sauce, which seems plausible enough.

I agreed with and experienced everything you said. Except for that last line. Heh. One and done. I ran a 3:41 so I didn't have "time regret."

A Pats fan from Florida? What about this girl IS natural?

***lowers head and walks away slowly****

I think you are OK. If you find yourself masturbating to Super Mario Galaxy 2, it's probably time to step back and consider things a bit.

Hilarious. A+.

I actually thought it opened up on a FoD scene of a bear skull-fucking a corpse.

Hockey would be worth watching if refs could use Tasers. That would be outstanding.

I like how he starts to walk away from the desk, but goes back and picks up his notes as if he remembers there's something on there he doesn't want the others to see.

It's really getting annoying. It's kind of ironic, seeing as Deadspin's entire MO is to make fun of other media outlets who aren't doing it the way Deadspin deems right.

The appearance of the grizzly and the dialogue at the 48 second mark takes me back to my honeymoon.

That video felt like I was watching the scene that leads up to the Faces of Death money shot.

As someone who has pissed blood before I can assure you that it is horrifying.

Is there a blurb about the articles not being clever or entertaining? Sorry if I missed those disclaimers. Maybe carefully hiding them is part of the whole "evil" thing as well...you clever bastards!

/taps finger on nose

Charles is a horse. More importantly, he's Andy Reid's kind of horse.

I hear these things and gain a better understanding for why people hate this town.

I am not a natural runner. I trained for and ran one in 2010. It was the most fucking painful thing I have ever done. Everything hurt, fucking everything - my forearms from clenching my hands, any skin that touched anything - everything. After I finished I honestly thought my heart was about to give out. Before I…

In case anyone wonders, half-marathons do almost none of these bad things to you, and several can be run in one year. I wholeheartedly recommend halves to those who have run a few 10ks and are looking for a bigger challenge—but one that fits within a normally active work schedule. They're a blast.