Nah it's all good, I just wanted to troll some fake Southies so I purposely read it negative. Though thinking about Cotton Mather is always depressing...I think he had nine kids and outlived like eight of them. Something like that. Those were really shitty times.

I think you mean 'Gawwy Andewson.'

I was totally joking, I see now that my post looks quite hostile. My apologies good sir! (Im more of a John Winthrop fan myself, "City on a hill" and all that.)

I did not realize all pilgrims came from Boston! In any case, it's a song reference, and the only good thing about the greatest band ever coming from Mass is that they despised the place.

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You don't get to insult Boston with the word "Pilgrim" in your user name. Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

As awesome as it is to see them come together and rebuild after a horrible disaster, it's fairly typical to see them come together and destroy after a wonderful success.

The good people of Minnesota will see your Chicago and raise you 4 lost Super Bowls and one "fuck you, Gary Anderson."

Well, I guess I'm the dipshit here. I thought it was referencing the odd and improbable chance that Boston would take the opportunity of a championship to act like complete fucking stereotypical Southie morons and indulge in some asshole rioting while making awkwardly honky gang signs at the cameras as they sneered…

My discarded Southern Baptist upbringing applauds you, sir. Nice.

I was actually there when this happened AND got it on camera. People are nuts:

Uncanny.

people are going crazy

I feel sorry for everyone so stupid as to think this is somehow mocking the attacks in Boston. This might not have been the best way of executing this joke, but folks, it ain't making light of the goddamn bombing. Use some fucking critical thinking skills and don't just react in pearl-clutching horror because someone…

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Granted that I'm a Cards can but the worst part is Boston sports fans. The whole "long suffering" bullshit is just so fucking tired when you have teams that, since 2000, have been to 5 Super Bowls, 3 World Series, and some number of NBA and NHL championship games that I'm too lazy to look up. Try being a sports fan in…

I could use $100. That would be a great fuckin break!

Probably. I would skip cities alltogether... That resolves that problem.

Is that a fucking break enough for you, man?