My wife should be home in a few minutes after a nice Friday field trip with her class. ;-) Elementary age autistic students. At least this year they are all potty trained...based on my understanding from her, changing the diaper of a second grader having a violent meltdown is no joy.

You said it better than I did. ;-)

If you haven't gotten there yet, just you wait until they unload that "break apart" stuff on multiplication. Jesus that's weird. Like most CC stuff, once you get it you kind of get it, but it's just so drastic from how us old people are cognitively wired. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but yeah...Jesus.

I love that.

My son's approach to Common Core, Melanie.

Daniel, this is a wonderfully written piece. Thoughtful, illustrative, and structurally beautiful. Thanks.

Yes. But they aren't ranked by feminists, so there's this whole irony/titillation/genuine curiosity about booby/vajayjay rankings. Like, there's like 24 episodes of Orange is the New Black, and 32 episodes of Girls, so this would be challenging. It's not like they're gonna consider other things. Every episode of…

Yes. And the actress Justine Bateman, who played his sister Mallory on "Family Ties," is an uncredited extra in that Creature Cantina. You can see her when they show interior shots of the bar's door. Looks like some kind of blue prostitute lizard wolf thing.

(I love A-10s. Sorry, god and country and stuff kind of got me there for a second.)

Even our planes fart louder than yours. FUCK YOU, WORLD. USA! USA! USA!

UNORIGINAL. On so many levels.

My senior thesis was on EM Forster. I'm straight, but this book was a relief for me, because he finally got to gay it the fuck up instead of burying intense gay gay gay into every female character he ever wrote.

If you are into clown fetishes, sister-friends....CALL ME!

Why would they include an overhead of a dead Pronghorn? Senseless.

Human Caterpillar IV just got a little bit SEXIER.

I never thought I would say this, or think it possible, but this porn movie could really use a Hellfire missle.

She then follows it up by talking with the host about whether Michael J. Fox was in Star Wars or not, asking questions along the way to guide him to the right answer.

Or more hopefully, the Seven Sisters, even if only 2 or 3 of them are into it.

That's outstanding. +1 Jezebel.