I was hoping you were making a subtle punting joke. That Kluwe is TOTALLY GAY.

ohhhhhh....burn! I stand corrected in another way: you are obviously even funnier and more profound when you don't have any spelling errors to correct.

It's funny when fuckheads like you think pointing out spelling mistakes are all you have to offer relative to being funny...and that doing so is funny.

From the "Complete Dickhead Texan School of Internet Policing And Autocorrect Ignorance?" No, I didn't get in. Because I wasn't a big Texan dickhead. Can you put in a good word for me?

Still can't believe I did this. But hey....Ramen goes down just as easy the second time around.

motherfucker when some guys get satanic face tattoos they really go all out. Charlie Manson, you got shit on this guy.

Can't disagree with you there. Maybe we should have just sent over some Roadhouse shit to clean up some Taliban. Take the biggest Taliban fighter in the world, shatter his knee, and he'll drop like he...was being stoned. (Sharia joke!)

Man when I was 12 in a Cold War world with a military father...I thought this shit was for reals and didn't know if I should start practicing drinking animal blood.

Whereas Jesse Helms/Orrin Hatch clown porn is delusional Republican porn in the worst possible way.

What do Texans and the Ebola virus have in common?

I think it has more to do with the name sounding like a variant of a deadly flu strain.

You missed the semester on "People From Chicago: complete elitist dicks about shitty food." The New York class is a 101 general survey covering food, arts, culture, etc.

that's well played. +1

I was 14. The placement of this sketch in the show was important: it was buried in that weird twilight zone of the last 30 minutes of SNL which has never been anything but uneven. At best.

Mama's got a squeeze box.

...and funny enough, that is where he met Pete Townshend.

I am just saying the best Liz Phair album released after 1994 is Aimee Mann's "Magnolia" soundtrack.

The billboard should have been pulled on general principle for using a song off of any Liz Phair album released after 1994.

Whoa that was the kind of plant he stuck in his kids mouth? And then beat him with the stalk?

I'm just amused. It's geometric progression: be proud that you sowed the seed. You were the origene.