can we let in this guy though? Because this guy is probably awesome.

Joking because these guys are clowns. And as everybody knows, rape isn't funny, unless you are raping a clown.

Luckily it's different in Green Bay: most Packers fans get winded standing up, so fights tend to be avoided. Plus, you don't want to spill a plate of 20 dollar cheese curds.

Is there some kind of top ten list for jokes going over heads?

The only reason I haven't chased an i6 plus...other than a refusal to chase it with the mass backlog going...is uncertainty about how thick it will be with the as-yet unavailability of the Lifeproof case for it.

Christ. That guy has thin freaky fingers. And apparently a huge artery in his nose-picker.

If you thought the gay community was outraged about denying them same-sex Marriage, wait until they get ahold of this.

nah, I didn't believe you. You burnt that comedy set-up a long long time ago.

my wife teaches autistic kids. She's amazing. I cannot imagine many more difficult jobs than hers.

ironically enough, if a dog has diarrhea and you feed that dog pumpkin, he will not lose her shit.

AND THEN I PUT ON OTIS REDDING AND TURNED ON THE COWBOYS GAME AND DERP DERP DEEEEERRRRPPPPPPP

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Treading carefully here, but are you speaking about the police article, or the interpretation by the writer?

I thought for a moment this said "Denny Green" and I thought to myself that I'd see a picture of him after the 1998 championship game taking a knee in front of Auschwitz and then accidentally walking to the far left of the "Arbeit Macht Frei" entrance...after watching 35 other tourists walk straight through with no…

Just list every song the guy ever released and call it "A Soundtrack for Sodomy in the Seventh Circle of Hell ."

The biggest PITA here happens when your credit card is reissued, fraud concerns, or what I have had happen twice in the last year....all these damn account hacks at banks/Home Depot/Target where I have to get a new card fast.

It's too soon.

Okey doke. You kiss gourmet mayo with that mouth? Hellloooooo kitty!

ohhhhh. Gotcha. Again, I'm just a possum.

huh? I eat Taco Bell. I'm not a bellwether standard for you...it's like winning a chess match against a possum. You are giffin' and gourmet mayo'in up against a possum. I eat dead pet hamsters out of trash cans.