I think you are so wrong about Ray Rice not being wrong! That's wrong, man. Hitting women is not cool.

not fired up: it was not intended otherwise.

But Katy Perry actually seems like a likeable and responsible human being who can do something like this and not end up snorting coke off of the ass of some Ska drummer(s) and sending out Vines while doing it.

if a Cornhusker falls in a forest, does Nebraska hear it?

"So much for trying to block 'Em"

it may have been a subtle message of support to those on VA wait lists.

I am surprised that Larry King did not ask for the game to be suspended.

Yes. He actually seems like a good man. His personal story is truly heartbreaking. I will take his consistent minor silliness with his overall moral compass over absolutely any alternative. I think a lot of him.

Oh geez. Wow. Just...Jesus. How many of these people can fit in a VW bug, and is it funny for the kids when they come out of it in the main ring?

Told chicks I read Jezebel.

You must be from Texas...you didn't get the fucking joke. Not directed at you. And nice job on the grammar suggestions: you never see much of that from people on web forums. It's a nice change of pace. But yes. A joke. Admittedly lame but in no way directed at you.

Jesus dude...yes Drew is from (a place in the Midwest) that's much better than (other places in the midwest, and fucking surely better than the east and west coasts, and infinitely better than St Louis) but he doesn't often claim that because, even though he sold out and moved East and turned in to a pretty preachy…

Agreed, I laughed when I saw this. Wondering if a Geo Metro is in 11th place.

You need the meter fairy from Jackass. Great stunt. Guy dresses as a fairy with a wand and feeds quarters, and purposely does it walking about 20 feet in front of the meter folks. The meter cops go completely insane watching this: they cannot ticket if there's time, regardless of how it got there. The people…

Great tip! Single best thing I have ever discovered for the shirt under that suit are the Brooks Brothers non-iron shirts. They are expensive...getting them on sale or the clone they sell at their outlet stores are the way to go...but I've had them for years. I have never ironed them. At the very, very worst, I've…

Yes. First time I have read one of your articles, and you're pretty bad ass. Why are you here? ;-)

What breed do you have?

And I guess I didn't respond to your question directly...sorry about that.

It's basically the notion that you're part of the pack, not leading it. It is kind of funny (not intended in a mean way) that it moves from where you were sleeping to accommodate you...which is literally what is happening in the dogs mind. Like, you can interpret "accommodation" as a good thing or a bad thing.

my biggest nostalgia boners: