gawker media hipsters abhor a vacuum. Cut them some slack: they are at least 12 hours from wet snapping skinny jeans against the asses of the non White, non NYC, non Ivy League, non bearded shortcomings of the proletariat.

this looks like it was intended to be pretty....perhaps like those fiber optic plant things you could get at Spencer Gifts, or perhaps like a porn star....but jesus what a poor chart. Not usable at all.

One of my favorite horrific food stories was when I used to manage this hippie restaurant and bakery. Lunch line was bangin and the guy working the large tureen of soup in the kitchen had a good chunk of dreadlock work its way free and into the soup.

I have shoved a lot of chips in my mouth in my time. Jeez I think we would ask the customer if they were through with stuff simply to ensure we had some non-chewed bits.

What is the term for dropping pubes into food? When I was a waiter, we used to call that "dropping pubes into the food." I'm unsure if there is something more elegant. I am pretty sure I understand it's origin...it has to do with some ancient tradition of "dropping pubes in food."

Absolutely. We used to bring back plates and we would eat leftover quesadillas right over the garbage can because the managers would shit if we did it otherwise. It actually keeps the kitchen cleaner. I'm pretty sure I demolished a half-eaten chimichanga once, but I knew that customer and she seemed reasonably…

+1. Articles like this reassure me that I made the decision to never, ever live in the Northeast.

I dunno. I got the sense he was winging it to stay abreast of things. I found this article poultry.

FWIW, I don't know if plants increase productivity....but I can say in all seriousness that many old school execs may think you have too much time on your hands.

I am surprised that DMX video hasn't been pulled down off of You Tube. I am almost positive that's a single off of his "Grand Champ" album.

hah! What's funny is that she will see a squirrel and I have hold position while she is in that pre-run crouch (that's cool as hell to me and part of that prey acquisition process of acquire-chase-bite-kill).

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Sorry for the add-on after such a lengthy post, but I apologize for the grammar, and for the puppy testing, it's called the Volhard test and it's straight money in terms of puppy selection.

My doggo. And my other baby. I want to get rid of one of them. ;-) it never comes back when I call it.

I totally agree. I left a lengthy post (not self promoting, just reinforces what you are saying). Some dogs, even if they see you doing this, could give a rip that you are running off.

A few things, some of which are controversial...I have a high-end european german shepherd with belgian malinois in her bloodlines who would have been a handful if I'd not trained her early with police and military trainers....this did not mean I kicked the shit out of her, at all, but it matters with dogs like her:

Phil Hartman and Kurt Cobain. Both of them dying just broke my already cynical Gen X heart. I don't get caught up in celebrity deaths, but those two were wonderful and those two days were very sad.

Con Air might be one of the biggest pieces of shit of its genre. But I watch it every time it comes on, and i do not know why.

Dominique Swan, Katherine Heigl ("My Father The Hero"), Natalie Portman ("The Professional"), Britney Spears.

"Bobby did that pitch the best way possible: with a projector up the ass."