What kind of parent am I? A flawed one. But a fucking good one because I sweat every day that I'm not a good one.

I hear you and agree with you re: role models. Honestly, in our house there's no jerseys, posters, nor locks of HOF Viking hair in our house. We live in MN, I'm lucky enough to have lived here only 15 years so my intro to the Vikings was the '98 spectacle of Fuck Gary Anderson. So I started suspicious. And the…

Hey folks. Are you a parent like me who spent the week explaining to your young (and in my case, MN located) children in the very gentlest ways that a hero to them is actually a wet bag of shit who makes kids bleed? And maybe just sick of professional sports altogether?

You're right, it's pretty amusing to see the repetition...but geez the guy is so brilliant and his take downs really are epic, and fuck Sean Hannity. I seriously believe he's about the best social commentator since Bill Hicks, and maybe even since Will Rogers.

Girlfriend I always wanted to have, girlfriend I usually had, and then the one black guy at my high school just taking in all the white people around him.

It's really too bad this is buried so deep in the pending shit. This is 10x better than most of the "official" commentariat...well done!

I hate to pull the "there are kids starving in Africa" bit...but the truly stupid thing is that someone has $3,000 to spend on this. Who cares about anybody else involved. Fuck this bidder.

Fuck Gary Anderson.

Leave it to my team to fuck up yet again with anything approaching a role model. I'll be chilling on the Love Boat if anyone needs me.

All jokey jokes aside...I know 95 percent of the cool kid deadspin "white" commenters are (mostly likely white) lawyers who bill their clients for time spent posting Internet witticisms here... DAs have people who do that kind of thing? That seems kind of fucked up. Didn't know they dug for more dirt.

Awesome +11-13

Hah! I'm actually over 40 so old enough to remember when they were the greatest rock band ever. This recent stuff of theirs is not my thing.

Hah! I'm actually over 40 so old enough to remember when they were the greatest rock band ever. This recent stuff of theirs is not my thing.

That just means you are also an Irvine Welsh fan.

Hottest consort of the 80s/90s sex scandals, hands down (pants).

This means you're either over 45 or a 15 year old quiz bowl enthusiast.

Now that's a clever response. +40

that's outstanding. Right down to the sheen.

Agreed. He is acting like a 13 year old girl or something.

I guess she showed them!