Catch the stand up routine she did a few years ago...I think it's floating around on comedy channel or bravo or whatever. Honestly fucking hilarious and raunchier than about any comedian I've ever heard. Amazing.

Like most other printed communication, she had to read Floyd the riot act.

You are a hilarious dickwad. All through this thread.

Seriously. Fuck you. Just fuck you with a pipe. I hope you do not have kids because you are a shit parent.

Meanwhile, Walter's ne'er do well cousin Cletus has found his own brand of happy happy. Watch all 5 seconds to appreciate single minded joy, Vick-style.

The parents left out the part where the toddler dropped trough and started rubbing its ass across the carpet to clear the worms.

The guy behind them is trying not to laugh too hard knowing they have two black men to assault in the parking lot after the game.

probably because he's got a young Joe Jackson holding his cock. It would burn just like "Stepping Out" does to me.

I think he's the poster boy for a hipster watching a bro masturbate. My guess is he lost a bet and had to go on a date with the mouth-breather meth addict.

No kidding. If they aren't breaking the story, they sure the hell sulk about not having done so. DEADSPIN F*GGOTS U GOT SCOOPED BY 4CHAN LULZ LULZ.

honestly, I hate to admit it, but I thought Rambo 4 was pretty fascinating. More about Stallone than the movie.

Hah. Physics considered.

Voice control. I am kind of using it. I still think it's gimmicky and it's useless if you are in most areas with background noise, but I'll try it more.

"Fire (on) that motherfucker."

Give it a shot sometime. Get comfortable with it and you can win a lot of bar bets. People rarely admit they do it, and those who do not refuse to believe it happens.

No kidding. And a well-trimmed fingernail, too, because sometimes when you dig it's easy to look like you just took a punch in the nose.

You can almost hear the Windows crash as those viruses move in.

What a unitard!

thanks!

You have seen signs saying "no bikes or pedestrians," correct? I admit I have no idea how things work on state and county roads in Ohio, thankfully. But interstates? Nope. And in MN, bikes MUST act like motor vehicles when they are in roads where they are allowed. Which was my point: they often don't and very…